Ian

'Tomorrow isn't promised, but we make plans anyway.' ~ @Lin_Manuel #HamildocPBS

[Ian @WhiskyWithWater]

Selling some of #funko collection on eBay (https://t.co/OXEUphRj0G) first one (#HarryPotter) just gone up, loads more gonna go up over the next few days. Message me if you wanna know if I have a specific one, if not then just watch and look #popfunko #harrypotterfunko

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

Realistically the latest the game can finish is 3:45am so that extra hour is the mark of a true seshman

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

"Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters".
"Digimon" is short for "digital monsters".

Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters".

(You might object: salmon spend a big part of their life in freshwater. But pokemon spend a big part of their life outside pockets too!)

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

“If there is extra time, we will bring it to you here on ITV.”

I should fucking hope so, Sam.

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[sim 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇸🇳🇫🇷🇭🇹 @simscircuit]

I got to give it to Cadillac, celebrating your independence from Great Britain with a special livery at the British Grand Prix is hilarious, petty, and poetic.

[James @jhallwood]

The children of today and tomorrow do not even know what they have lost.

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Me to Harry Kane at about 2am Monday morning

[Prost Stan Account 🐝 @f1_headassery]

Absolutely the funniest execution possible 10/10 no notes

[tay @yang_yukino]

i think it was last week actually

[Alicia :) @aliciawrd]

How is it fair we have a squad of 11 against Dr Congo? He’s just one man :/

[alpaca do pior @Bruaka_]

A seleção cabo-verdiana a ver todos os tweets mundiais a pedir para ganharem à Argentina:

[emily 💐 @ceceswifts]

if i was england id simply score it in the goal

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[Fora di Contexto 🗣️ @ForaDiContexto]

A França realmente tá com um time muito forte, mas não é impossível de vencê-la.

Uma estratégia que eu acho que poderia ser explorada é a estratégia de sequestrar os jogadores.

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Nah, these two groups got wiped out before the Round of 32 even ended. 😭😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT think people understand that global warming doesn’t mean “no cold weather ever.” It means a warming planet destabilizes weather patterns, causing more extreme weather. This has been explained for decades and people still don’t get it.

[JIRⱯCHI 🇨🇦 🇲🇽🇬🇱 @writcertiorari]

I’d be shocked if you told me this 10 hours ago

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

Burning of the Library of Alexandria but for Discord users

[balogun’s red card @theoceanblooms]

can we talk about how often americans say “european” when they mean “british”