Whisper

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Let Go of the Wheel - A BLFC 2019 Tribute Video: https://t.co/AGWdmwAyCg

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Charging 100 dollars for a sticker you apply to a gun is disgusting and is a core reason why your game is dying.

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Your game is dying because you are filthy greedy pigs 🫡🫡🫡

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Counter-Strike.

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I'm sorry but you will NEVER convince me that the Terminal system was ever appropriate. Valva makes millions each month off case openings and they decide "🤔🤔 we arent fucking our consumers enough"

They have genuinely revolted me enough to quit the game.

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Niko wins a major and I don't even give a fuck because the game is in the worst state it's been in, in like 10 years lol.

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I am not going to lie my timeline has legitimately improved by like a solid 40% after having done this. Also mute the character names, that helps a lot too.

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Yeah I've had enough of minors who are braindead on my timeline. Y'all need to pay attention in your Literature classes. Goodbye.

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@weaselcritter I almost didnt finish the game because I was stuck trying to figure out how to enter the Ghost Ship. I generally love Zelda but this was and still is an inexcusable way for them to have padded the game out. Also the game only had 5 dungeons lol

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At risk of being controversial, I genuinely think the Triforce search makes Wind Waker the worst 3D Zelda game. No other 3D Zelda game disrespects your time by having an unskippable elongated fetch quest that takes a dozen+ hours to complete.

[Brad @Mr_Prosthetics]

They put an actual massively padded roadblock right before the end-game, are you serious.

Search the map with no direction, find the triforce shard map, get it deciphered from Tingle for nearly 400 Rupes, sail to area and acquire piece. Repeat 7 more times.

Who designed this.

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"I'm sorry we can't be bothered to check on your gma who you havent heard from in months. It'd cost us a few dollars and that's not in the budget"

Pap Johns: say no more, we will know if your meema is good in 20 minutes 🫡🫡

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Cops are genuinely useless lol

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A man in Nebraska ordered a pizza for his grandmother in Florida after he was unable to reach her in the aftermath of Hurricane Matthew. The delivery served as a welfare check, allowing him to confirm she was safe when the pizza arrived. As he later said, “Police and fire couldn’t do it, but Papa John’s got there in 30 minutes and put the cellphone to her ear.”

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@normal_regimiro This exactly. I said the exact same thing in call tonight when I read "smurfing is harder than" tweet aloud. If you're fundamentals are so bad you cannot outsmart players who "dont think" that is entirely a skill issue. They are not at their proper elo if they can't do that.

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He didn't like that answer because he had a girl he was dating in the store, at the time. He told me "go back to your job at Burger King if you cant afford 30 dollars for a game"

3 years later he is working at Office Depot and the local retro game business closed.

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My local game store got bought out by some crypto/NFT guy. I came in once and told him he had bought counterfeit Pokemon games. I hated to be the bearer of bad news but I told him the truth.

[ronnie @steelballron]

Local game store just tried to offer me 200 dollars for my ps5 and four games (one still sealed and another has a steelbook case) I accidentally told the lady “are you out of your fucking mind?” And now I’m banned LAMFO

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I was appalled and told him I'd pay, at max 10 dollars per counterfeit cart. He said "oh I can sell them for 30 each" and I reiterated that they weren't real and he wasn't getting 30 dollars from anyone, let alone me.

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Yeah I've had enough of minors who are braindead on my timeline. Y'all need to pay attention in your Literature classes. Goodbye.

[GLITCH @glitch_prod]

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS! 💖

[AUTOMATON WEST @AUTOMATON_ENG]

Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami says “if watching a playthrough is enough, the game wasn’t good enough”
https://t.co/QYGTdSDRyV

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@AUTOMATON_ENG All those losers who said "oh im a gamer i love watching let's plays" are awfully quiet right now.

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@Gyzarath @kizukuriii @yout11970 I'm sorry but I think you should verify your thoughts before posting blatantly dumb shit like this online when it is so clearly not true.

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@Gyzarath @kizukuriii @yout11970 What "credentials" do I need to tell someone they are a moron when they are blatantly lying and getting thousands of likes/engagement from similar brainlets. This isn't a hard concept. I own dozens of Playstation 4/Xbone games and they all work if I'm not online.