𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋

Tweets from a white trash,🗑 blunt, drunk,🍺 neurotic, fitness junkie,🏋️‍♀️ social worker,👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 witch,☪️degenerate. Enjoy.✌🤙 DJP 💍 #DetroitVSEverybody

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

Well it finally happened. My dad started following me. Just in time for the holidays.😅🥴 Heyyy dad.....👋

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

My dad said he has a Twitter and he is going to follow me. Please don't do that 🙃 I'm a trashy ho on here. Christmas will be awkward.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

Watching @BusboysMovie It's great 😂 @DavidSpade has been my favorite actor since I was 12 😂

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

@CasuallyGreg @libsoftiktok Well you know how to end it right? 👨🔫

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

@BlissBleach @broadwaybabyto Do you people not understand that we don't care if they're democrats or republicans. Arrest them all. If they are shitty people in power, get rid of them. That's why you never get a response because you all sound crazy with that rebuttal. "Well so and so did it!" Are you five?

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

You can’t detain a 5 year old child.

If a masked man grabs a kid off the street and puts him in an unmarked car… that’s kidnapping.

If that child is then sent to another state? That’s trafficking.

Language matters here.

What happened to Liam Ramos should outrage us all.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

Peloton is so stupid expensive. $600 a year to ride a bike I already paid out the ass for is insane.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

Can we stop making the Lions games at night. Most of us have jobs we have to go to in the morning.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

I miss my dog so much. I bought us matching sweatshirts for Christmas pictures and I never got to get a picture of us together in them 😭😭😭

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

Oh @FDSportsbook you're a POS.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

@nfran722 Same

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

I have to drive THREE HOURS to go pick a foster kid up tomorrow because I won't pay the foster parents $150 A DAY. FUCKKKKKK YOU. I hope you get a flat tire every time you leave the house. I hope you lose all your remotes. And I hope you choke on laffy taffy you POS.

[Gwen 💫 @GabwithGwen]

Nick's mom clocked him as a teenager and asked him if he was 🏳️‍🌈 and he's blaming it on her watching alarmist fox news and saying he was depressed in his room for 2 days. 👀 #loveisblind #LoveisBlind9 #LoveIsBlindS9 #LoveIsBlindSeason9

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

I hate @iHeartRadio I just listened to the @Chase commercial 10 times in a row. Not even exaggerating. I want to stab my eardrums. And now I will never use Chase based on pure annoyance.

[Melinda @Mel_SpursLove]

The fact that this psychopath agreed to appear on this documentary #UnknownNumberTheHighSchoolCatfish is crystal clear proof that she has not grown or learned from her mistakes. Her need for the spotlight trumps any embarrassment, shame, or guilt she should be feeling. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Carleen @IHateCarleen]

This woman thinks getting a DUI and stalking her own daughter telling her to kill herself for 2 years is the same thing. This bitch is terrifying

#UnknownNumberTheHighSchoolCatfish

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

May lose my best friend this week and I quite literally cannot handle it.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

The amount of blood I found when I got home was unimaginable. And I feel so incredibly guilty that I didnt know she was sick enough to puke up all the blood in her body. I'm so devastated bro.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

Did I break my sobriety because my bearded dragon died? Yes. Did her tank look like a homicide crime scene?🩸🩸 also yes. Am I traumatized?

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

My friends new boyfriends dont understand. I'm the alpha female of the group. You can't intimidate me and you're not going to pull one over on my girls. But solid try, you twat.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

So grateful D planned this surprise trip for me but MAN I MISS MY FUCKING DOG. 🫠🥲

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

@klein0scope That is literally insane! Idk how they can do that. I liked progressive so much better. Plugged that shit into my car, only had to do it once the entire time I had progressive.

[𝕁𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕👑💋 @WhitSaysXO]

Drivewise by allstate does not make me drive safer. It makes me run red lights because I don't want to get docked for hitting my brakes too hard. The app sucks. It's always "checking for trips" when I'm sleeping or at home. And why do I have to do this shit every 6 months.