Jack

Crypto trader | Web3 enthusiast | No More Kinder Buenos.

[Jack @Whittoke]

My family: Jack you seem to be spending a lot time upgrading the “Battle Station”

Me: I don’t think I spend that much time at my desk.

Also me:

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@sami_a_nfa @emirates @EmiratesSupport Update:

Apologies Sami I genuinely thought you were a faceless troll from a group that wouldn't leave me alone.

Sorry brother hahaa

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Hey @emirates @EmiratesSupport I've DM'd you regarding my flight on Monday. It will likely be cancelled I believe.

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@Dottardio theres a few eggs you should whisper too, tell them to simmer down

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I’m going to use Claude to exploit @Dottardio just watch he’s fuckin havin it

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@Dottardio You aren’t allowed within 100ft of the day care

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@Dottardio I’m going to live stream the battle and show you up in front of your mates

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@Mostafa_Trades 99% of memes are cooked now, I miss the old days also, what an era to be a part of

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Juggs is right a shiny psyduck is cool as hell, I would say a shiny mew and ditto also are top 5 shinies also.

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@Nahkf Yarrrr bring zee German

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@Nahkf When are you coming back to Dubai

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@CamelCasex When you're done with your hard work brother you're welcome, we genuinely have fun with it in SOB.

I hope you succeed in your missions

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@Seboumboy Members like yourself and the team would be the reason I ever came back mate, right now its not the right time, energy is different and its too much

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@Seboumboy Brother I can't honestly, Im living a peaceful live, I might come back one day once this whole saga is over, until then im having fun

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@tiforeal @DrewskiKnows My community

[Jack @Whittoke]

SOB members are making money every single day.

They’re focused on opportunities in front of them, not sitting around hoping an old meme coin makes a comeback.

Nobody cares whether POPCAT, WIF, or any other old bag of dusty bundled shit returns to its all time high.

The market doesn’t reward becoming an underwater bag holder screaming for someone to DCA in so they can DCA out, you may as well become an AVON rep or herbalife sales coach lol.

The market rewards people who can adapt, rotate, and move on to what’s working now.
I’ve been in crypto for nearly a decade, and the people who stay stuck are usually the ones who can’t let go of the past. The biggest gains don’t come from waiting for old mistakes to be fixed, they come from finding the next opportunity before everyone else does.

Learn to move on. The market already has.

[Jack @Whittoke]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alpha co @alpha_co]

“If you’re one of these pathetic pinworms, these rancid piranhas still desperately clinging and gripping onto meme coins like it’s your fleshlight in the big 2026… You are a fucking loser. Take a hard look in the mirror”

[Ruslan Khairullin @Rus_Khairullin]

An 18-year-old British university student got stabbed five times walking home from a night out in December. The police arrived, believed the killer’s story, and put handcuffs on the bleeding kid while he said “I’ve been stabbed” and “I can’t breathe” nine separate times. The officer responded “don’t think you have, mate.” He died on the pavement in cuffs. The killer was just convicted in May.

France recorded 41 crypto-related kidnappings in the first 5 months of 2026. Forty-one. One every four days. In January 2025 a Ledger co-founder was kidnapped from his home in France, his wife taken with him, and the attackers cut off part of his finger to force a ransom payment. They lectured the world about human rights for 200 years and now can’t keep their own founders’ fingers attached.

In the UK over 90,000 phone thefts a year. London is the phone-snatching capital of Europe. People film it on their commute home and post it like it’s weather.

These are the countries telling the rest of the world how to live.

Meanwhile here in Dubai I walked home at 1 AM last weekend with my phone in my hand. Drove my mom to dinner and she drove herself home through the city alone at midnight. Friends leave laptops on cafe tables and come back twenty minutes later and the laptop is still there.

That’s not luck. That’s a country that decided keeping its citizens alive was actually the job.

While the West argues about which group to apologize to next, Dubai got on with building a society where you can walk outside without checking over your shoulder. Every European who hates this place secretly knows it. Smart people don’t argue about Dubai. Smart people are already on the visa application.

You can read it or you can keep paying the safety tax until the bill arrives at your front door.

🇦🇪

[Jack @Whittoke]

@SymesS31 I’m currently DCA into btc at and below the 200 week ma, I think 50-60 is a good value for btc.

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alright cool we tapped 59k and the 200 week ma now send it back to ath so i can get sabrinas gengar psa 10 without feeling guilty about it

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@Dottardio skin creams and meal replacement shakes are up there with onboarding people into has been memes imo lol

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@Dottardio You can bulk buy sex toys and throw a girls night to try and resell them to your friends at 20% markup.

Go ahead, be your own boss 😭😭😂😂