whitley reynolds

she/her

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

One time this guy at UVU asked me out three different times in which I pretended I was one of three identical triplets and he believed me. The last time he asked, he told me I was cuter than my sisters.
I may not be Hannah Montana but I am whitley, Jessie, and Avery.

[julie @sesameblvd]

el*n m*sk could never write "champagne supernova" but oasis could produce a car that sucks and blows up

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i hate when the eye doctor hits me with that gust of air. who told you you could Gust me you fucking bitch. I’ll take everything from you

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

It’ll be a frosty day in hell before someone convinces me to get a pair of hey dudes

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

I accidentally airdropped this to my neighbor today and I am not feeling good about it

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

@thehammerguy Different Seasons by Stephen King. Specifically, The Body :’)

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

Just received an F on my senior thesis for submitting it as a PDF. Professor informed me there will be no resubmissions and she’ll see me next semester 🙃

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

if you're cold, they're cold.

bring them inside.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I hope Kanye demands a recount.

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

Still think about this

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

Last week my professor asked if anyone’s name wasn’t on the roll and when this kid went to say his name a tooth fell out on the desk and he just slid it off like nothing happened

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

2020 is giving me 2016 murder clowns wandering the streets vibes

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

This tweet is for Monat sellers only:

I like my split ends (: I get bored, I find one, and I just... pull it apart (:

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

Hey everybody this is my twin brother. If you get a chance please go check out his go fund me or donate directly through Venmo. Thank you 🤗💙

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

I’m ringing up a customer today at work and he holds up a blueberry muffin and says, “this is mine. I had it when I came in”.

I work in a pharmacy

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

One year I was given “deepest sleeper” because I fell off the top bunk onto the cement floor... was not sleeping... was unconscious

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

God I love being in my 20’s (:

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

Hello it’s national film score day today! My favorite is the jimmy neutron movie (:

[whitley reynolds @Whit_Dizzy]

@AsiaMorreall A Skype strip tease I think