Whitley

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

I got called out for work and next thing I know my sister and brother-in-law are on their way to my house to hang with Kyle 🥺🥰

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Just found Willow’s stash of snacks she’s been smuggling from the kitchen while we’re all asleep.

This kid is a wild animal.

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Willow’s sick & wide awake singing cocomelon, Ellie’s sleep walking at random times throughout the night, and Kyle’s snoring so loud I can hear him across the house with our bedroom door shut….
Wowza what a time here

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Kyle listens to the Moana soundtrack everyday on the way to work so he can know all the words to the songs for the girls in the car.
Tell me you’re a girl dad without telling me you’re a girl dad 😂

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Am I the only one who feels like they need to wash all the bedding in the house twice a week…. Or is my OCD just out of hand

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Kyle told me he’s “calmed down” since he’s starting dating me & I didn’t fully believe it until Friday night when we were laying in bed eating snacks and he was yelling at Deal or No Deal in bed 💀😂

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

@I_Cant_Fish Thoughts and prayers. Srry for ur loss

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

People really still are out there concerning themselves with shit I do? Wild as hell, carry on

[floptimus prime ribᵀᴹ @FireBeets]

scooby dooby doo
where are you
ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵒ ˢᵒʳʳʸ

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

I am unstoppable with my tool bag and a good idea.

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

How ironic - totaled my car this morning 🥴

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

I have somehow ripped or screwed the bumper up on every single car I’ve owned or drove. Top tier driver here.

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

I have somehow ripped or screwed the bumper up on every single car I’ve owned or drove. Top tier driver here.

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Working 65-70 hours a week this summer made me age a solid 30+ years but I saved enough so I don’t have to take any student loans out this semester so I’ll happily take feeling like a 90year old.

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

I may not be pretty but I’m a pretty funny son of gun if I do say so

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

When the girls get older and ask about COVID, the first detail I’ll share about the whole pandemic will be how we could get alcohol brought out to us in our car & share how I would take them for drives for nap time to pick up jugs of wine <3

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Buying a house in this market right now is like trying to row a boat without paddles 💕💘💕💘💕💘

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Koe Wetzel is never not a mood

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

Caught myself having a convo with my grandma about how I was so disappointed with Kroger’s produce while she was complaining about how their liquor section has been so picked over lately.

Grams is a special breed.

[Whitley @Whit_fit]

I wonder why i'm single - then i remember the first time i hungout with a dude and made him play candyland with me bc i didnt know what else to do 🥲