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VENUE REVEALED
#Whitby Pavilion selected to host 70s Pricing Fetish Club AGM

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DATES CONFIRMED
Teenage males set to clash over breeding rights along seawall 03/05/25 to 26/09/25 inclusive #Whitby #News #BeachHutSeason

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GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BLOCKCHAIN ROY
Well-wishers congratulate Keane's recently released Medieval Monasteries themed NFTs #Whitby #News #Crypto

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SCOOP
Douglas Adam’s reveals he was offered 5-figures by unnamed #WhitbyRestaurant to revise The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy adding in the concept of ‘Endless Fish n' Chips’ #Whitby #News #SciFi

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WHISTLE BLOWN
Sandsend Snake Farmer heart-wrenchingly reveals he was instructed 'not to defang' Burmese pythons ahead of this year's Council Tax Rebate Limbo #Showpiece #Whitby #News

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JUST IN
Dame Barbara Woodward UK Ambassador to UN confirms Pannett Park museum crypt Minotaur release was 'legal and appropriate’ #Whitby #News

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TEARS OF ENVY
HM Revenue & Customs to select one lucky business owner for ‘date night’ at White Horse & Griffin #Whitby #News #Tax

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ON LICENCE
Recently released Pannett Park Museum Crypt Minotaur reveals daily flashbacks of ordeal trigger convulsions, shortness of breath and difficult bowel movements #WhitbyMuseum #PannettPark #Whitby #News

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WHITE WINE CAKE
Springhill Treatment Centre issues urgent plea to NHS colleagues for additional stomach-pumps after 13yr old Caedmon College pupil perfects recipe on eve of #Whitby #Regatta Weekend #WineCakeNews

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GRAVY SUPERPOWERS
Tastebuds eagerly await #EasterSunday showpiece showdown - Wheatsheaf versus The Ellerby - winner to secure Autumn title shot against reigning champion The Forge #Whitby #News #Gravy

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JUST-IN
English Heritage spokesperson urges public 'not to approach' pair of mating dragons nesting within Abbey ruins
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LIVE STREAM TONIGHT
Rebekah Vardy to guest captain Mary Ann Hepworth into international waters for RNLI fat cat bosses ball #Whitby #News #WellFedHamstersBeware #Debauchery #NewYearsEveEve

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PIT TO PLATE
Top Goths defend sacrificial livestock lowering into metropole mosh pit #Whitby #News #Goth #Vampire #GoatMeat #WhitbyGothWeekend

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ANGLO AMERICAN SENIOR MANAGERS
observed 'Twerking' after discovery of rich kryptonite seam
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#AngloAmerican
#TM #Nickel $CNIKF
$NOB.V $CNC.V #EV
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'NO IFS, NO BUTS, NO EXCUSES...'
Livid harbour master reiterates policy - synchronised fender drops are mandatory for all visiting vessels #WhitbyHarbour #WhitbyMarina #NorthYorkshireCoast #Whitby #News

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WHODUNNIT?
Bothams wholegrain farmhouse loaf reveals Picasso inspired seascape baked within #Whitby #News #BakingMystery #PabloPicasso

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SNIP... HOP... SHAVE... TWIRL...
Mullet sculpting courtship dance fails to impress at fringe event #Whitby #News #Whitbyfolkweek #fringe #folkdancing #courtship #mullets

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WIN FREE BUMPER-BOAT RIDES
Wrestle a Spaniard into a hessian sack and deliver to Regatta Committee's Whalebone HQ #Whitby #Regatta #SplishySplashyFun

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NATUREWATCH
Seagull lands on sea wall rock to watch the advancing tide and muses 'perhaps today I will feel something' #Whitby #News