White Dude Problems

This is for everyone that would like to hear the guys take on problems in life. We all know we have plenty of our own... this is where you'll find them

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Got invited to 4 Halloween parties all of which involve booze, partying & dancing guess I'll go to all of them #WhiteDudeProblems #Halloween

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

Got first class on a flight.... the soda was flat @WhiteDudeProblems

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Dreamt people were tossing beads, girls were flashing guys & everyone was drinking in the street.. oh wait.. that's reality #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

I only have Sushi or Filet Mignon left for lunch........ #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

I'm sick, and just completed 130 pages of research... and I have lots of liquor to get rid of tonight... #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

I cherish my rights as an American & do'nt think they should be altered. Against #SOPA #NotHavingOurRights #EveryonesProblem #WhiteDudeProb

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@tycornonthecobb Hahaha that was a good one. #WhoSaysWhiteDudesCantJump #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

"Knock knock"..."who's there?" .."I'm in a relationship".."I'm in a relationship who?" .. "No I'm really in a relationship" #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

This girl told me she wanted a guy who was respectful, driven, smart, fun and talented... then she went out with #PaulyD .. #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

So this Five Star restaraunt got our food wrong..... then they comped all of our wine... #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

My mom told me I could be anything in life......... so I became rich #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

A really attractive woman asked me if I wanted to go have dinner..I said "No.. A Christmas Story just came on" ... #WhiteDudeProb #MerryXmas

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

I only had a wrinkled shirt to wear for a party, so I wore it to work, then went to MACY's next door to buy a brand new one #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

In HS I was always the last to get picked for dodgeball...I was also the last off the court since they needed to cart me away #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

I was asked a question about society..I had no idea how to respond, so I referenced #ThePuppyWhoLostHisWay #ThanksAdamSandler #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

My friend wanted to watch a movie with great cinematography and an awesome plot... I put on Billy Madison #WhiteDudeProb #O'doyleRules

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

I was born without the gift of physical excellence... so I play golf #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

My Friends keep getting married while I just keep getting more awesome #WhiteDudeProb

[White Dude Problems @WhiteDudeProb]

I was heading to the gym, then noticed a Jamba Juice opened next door... so I went there instead #WhiteDudeProb #TheyHaveProteinShakes

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I was so excited this morning. I got up on time, and was going to get to work early... then realized it was Saturday #WhiteDudeProb