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I'm a rental. White. Police never notice me. Interior great for taking selfies. Trunk fits 3 gas cans. I'm afraid of skateboarders. And Jodi Arias.

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@uttr2585 @JayGenXer I agree, but in his defense, he's using an "Old Canada" Canadian strategy . . . try to (first) diffuse a situation with humour, sarcasm, satire. Unfortunately, this is "New Canada," though. Shame doesn't work anymore. Someone is taking a video and laughing & they don't care.

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@lorirae79 @PrettyLiesAlibi 💯

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@PrettyLiesAlibi Call 'em beach waves, and call it a day, sistah!

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@PrettyLiesAlibi @ReedTimmerUSA Nothing bad in Greenville >> arrow prayers to the heavens sent >> you've all had ENOUGH.

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@PrettyLiesAlibi

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@PrettyLiesAlibi My experience (YMMV) has been the first year is the hardest: all the "firsts without" are bittersweet. But, with time, the bitter goes away and the sweetness remains. Thinking of you. 💜WFF & Pastilla.

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@larart10000 Wait, you crocheted those? ::: jaw drops ::: Seriously, I stand in awe.

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Santa clearly needs to watch more true crime. Remember: Lawyer lawyer lawyer! #scottreisch https://t.co/sVu2BfdKhG

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@GadSaad Thank you.

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@PrettyLiesAlibi lol! When "risqué" was something just kind of sweet and a tiny bit spicy . . .

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Oh, that reminds me, anyone listened to that fantastic "Lords of Soccer" podcast lately? #FIFA #TrumpSheinbaumCarney https://t.co/D9PECrM7LK

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@NewsNation @ChrisCuomo @drpatrick PSA for the gullible. Before believing this, do your research on Patrick Soon-Shiong: his ownership of the LA Times, the Lakers, his political biases . . .

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@AwenRees Working theory: that's why Christina made her TikToks? Expressing that anger! Ending a friendship hurts, but when it's been with a narcissist it leaves even more complicated, angry, crazymaking emotions. For millennials TikTok is their creative outlet. #HTC

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Thank you, Odd_Alternative_1003 for coining the term "Gemorrhoids" for the blindly vindictive "Hidden Gems" of #HTC. #impressed For quick relief:

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@BurntNow Whaaaaaaat. The. Actual. #adorable #ThisLittleLightOfMineImGonnaLetItShine

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@BurntNow Best new name for #HTC Hidden Gems (coined by u/Odd_Alternative_1003) on Reddit: GEMORRHOIDS

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@PrettyLiesAlibi So sorry. Sending >> 💜💜💜💜💜💜

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https://t.co/dtqd00ybbW #PortHope #Ontario #CrimeNews

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@PrettyLiesAlibi @KenGillingham I soooooo heard that in a Keith Morrison voice . . .

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@MapleSyrupF @BenVerlander This picture sums up the Caesar etiquette pretty well.