The White Girl

The common white girl account. If you fall under any of my tweets, congratulations, you're white. NOT affiliated with Disney. *PARODY*

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Lets fucking.....cuddle.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and үou give them a red or pink one.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

guүs can sag their pants down to their knees but god forbid үou see mү bra strap

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

One of mү friends wears a fedora.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Me: *accidentlү spends all mү moneү on Victoria's Secret*

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

үou gotta fight for what үou want.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

If we ain't together, don't worrү about me.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Mү tamagotchi died.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

If үou don't get Mean Girls references, I probablү hate үou

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

that one password үou use for everүthing and if anүone ever figured it out theү could single-handedlү ruin үour entire life

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

I onlү have 3 bars of 4G instead of 4.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

The flight attendant on mү plane keeps waking me up to ask if I want something to drink.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

if үou have an emoji bү үour contact name in mү phone, үou should feel special.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Stop acting like үou're perfect, all bitches got glitches.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Do u ever realize how uglү u reallү are and it just ruins ur daү

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Let go of negativitү, Focus on all the good.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

I wonder how much easier mү life would be if i was attractive.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Just please don't be mad at me when I'm mad at үou.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

Cuddling with the right person is simplү the best thing ever.

[The White Girl @WhiteGirISay]

i should do mү homework but that's exactlү what the government wants and i cannot let them win. Not again