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Guy who died in 2019, no srsly.

[Not MDL @WhiteGirlLeader]

sitting comfortably at a park is an art form i have yet to master

[Not MDL @WhiteGirlLeader]

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a reply guy

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@marshallrichrds If this had an external display port, it would cover 80% of my projects.

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thoughts and prayers to data bricks maintainers

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These guys still don't understand PEMDAS, but can explain the 30 mechanics of their league like they are defending their dissertation.

[Not MDL @WhiteGirlLeader]

I miss when football was just guys being dudes. Living in the moment, eating beers, watching CTE.

Then fantasy leagues happened.

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If I ever get into rock climbing just know its a cry for help

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EARLY 2000'S HARDSTYLE WAS PEAK AND I CANNOT BE TOLD OTHERWISE

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In the interest of personal accountability, I want to get into film, which is cringe.

I solemnly swear the camera will never be a statement piece on my coffee table, for I do not own a coffee table.

Thank you for understanding.

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The problem with 1 drink is it comes exactly before 12 if you're not careful.

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1) They'd make a killing.
2) Y'all ain't well.

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I am shocked there aren't more ads for anti depressants on twitter.

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Guys I’m scared, I’m in my late 20’s and I’m going through a punk revival phase.

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People bitching and moaning about CFB are possibly more annoying than crypto twitter.

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"Just be yourself" is good advice for maybe 10% of people. You need a little rapport before you freak them the fuck out.

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“You’re the one that’s really into goth girls right?”

My years of self advertising have finally paid off.

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I am going to be gutted when we look back at millennial pop culture and the keynotes are Harry Potter and scene kids.

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Very grateful Spotify added lyrics to EDM songs with 6 unique words.

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My preferred breakfast is adderall, coffee, 1 piece of toast, and toothpicks to gnaw through like I still smoke.

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At what point to UFC fighters with cauliflower ear just van Gogh that shit?