Me

Aloha.

[codatoronto @CodaToronto]

Let the techno beatdown commence! Dustin Zahn / Bart Skils until 5am 💣💣💣

[kristina @kristinatbh]

when the couple in the movie theater next to you start making out 😊😊😊😊 and then she starts giving him a hand job 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

😘

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

TFW you didn't know before you got to the mall that Victoria's Secret are on semi-annual clearance.

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

The underground is comfy.

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

@thedanielshaw what do you mean?

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

@EDMsnob is the best for leaking Daft Punk's new album. What a gem.

[Albert Maloof Berdellans III @EDMsnob]

The leaked Daft Punk album has been uploaded to a temp server download it fast before it goes down again! http://t.co/Lk3cWT56qQ

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

The Rogers Centre tonight/tomorrow, Pro-Life Protests, Tupperware Parties. -- What areeee places I wouldn't be caught dead at. #dingdingding

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

I forgive Danny Tenaglia for not really retiring - we didn't want you to anyways.#stayforever #beyourself

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

seriously though

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

Am I hungry or are my organs trying to escape my body?

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

@TheBPMFestival i'm crying.

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

NO MOM, MDMAZING IS SLANG, LIKE YOLO. GOD.

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

GRETCHEN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE "TRAP" HAPPEN, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

If you absolutely have to wear clothing that has phrases that reference your drug use at least make sure the slogans are witty. #RGP

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

@walrusprotector #toldyou #RGPwisdom

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

@walrusprotector it was totally around before her, blame the strippers.

[Me @WhiteGrlThatCan]

I can never decide if I was born five years too late or too early. #RGP