Office of Science & Technology Accountability

White House Office of Science and Technology Accountability & Benevolence (STAB): Taking Science into a brighter future by returning it to the distant past

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STAB is concerned at the economic devastation wrought by the #coronavirus. That's why we've begun offering long-term employment as guinea pigs for our time machine, so someone can stop us from hosting that pangolin orgy at Mar-a-Lago last November. #ostab #coronavirustaskforce

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Do you live alone and are having trouble using your home trepanation kit? Ask your local hairdresser or milliner for assistance. We're sure they would be glad to help! #CoronavirusPandemic #OSTAB #WhiteHouse #coronavirustaskforce

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Once again #FakeNewsMedia misquoting us. When we said we had enough test kits for the virus, we never specified what virus we meant #CoronavirusPandemic #coronavirustaskforce #WhiteHousePressBriefing #OSTAB

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Three years ago today, the Trump Administration had a vision to hold Science accountable and ensure that only benevolent, speculative-based theories enter the market place. Take a journey to the beginning with an early message from our head, Dr. Crustacean https://t.co/K3WDx4WNYT