TheWhiteMorpheus

Follow me into the screen door. You'll never know unless you go head first.

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Libtard + Trumpanzee = The American Sheep

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No one should ever have sex with something that looks like it came from The Dark Crystal. #Gelfling

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Being the seat of a jet ski could be would be really awesome, or, really horrible...

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Life is like a plastic head of pills

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Opening your eyes is not lifting your eye lids to see the universe around you, it is letting the light in so the universe can see you.

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We are synapses.