Rhinomite

I'm one of a kind, with an explosive personality

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

can't tell if i'm wrinkly from stress or sun damage... probably both.

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

Finally, some good news: Nepal's rhino numbers rise steadily thanks to anti-poaching measures http://t.co/QLOfg8vaEs

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

and yet you don't see rhinos killing humans to chop their noses off... #justsayin

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

@AngryProfessor1 and woman, very true. The quote is from the African Wildlife Foundation website.

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

Are you on the endangered species list? Because baby, you're one of a kind ;) #rhinopickuplines #actuallynotajoke

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

"Adult rhinos have no natural predators, except for man" #losingmyfaithinhumanity #savetherhinos

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

How do you get a rhino to stop charging? Take away his credit card. (Or stop chasing him around with a tranquilizer gun...)

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

Seriously humanity, GET IT TOGETHER. There were six of us this weekend, now there are four.

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

This makes me sick to my stomach. That and the fact that I have a ticking time bomb attached to me. http://t.co/gT8D1ApQOR via @star_africa

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

What do my family and the eggs I had for breakfast have in common? Both were poached.

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

If you've ever heard the stereotype that rhinos are always angry, this is why: Poaching Statistics http://t.co/SxM8qOSKRU via @savetherhino

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

I have a very short fuse when it comes to animal cruelty.

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

@Or4nge_Krushed Interesting. I'd prefer this to getting my horn sawed off any day.

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

Fun fact: both white rhinos and black rhinos are actually grey! #themoreyouknow

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

get well soon Nola! Us white rhinos gotta look out for each other! http://t.co/PwvgIkJcLc via @sdut

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

To the people paying $100,00 for rhino horn on the black market: ITS JUST KERATIN. as in fingernails and hair. It won't cure cancer.

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

I may have a thick hide, but poachers really get under my skin...

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

horns ≠ horny people. ITS NOT AN APHRODESIAC!

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

"If you're almost extinct, why don't you just have more babies?" SOME OF US JUST AREN"T HORNY ANYMORE OK?

[Rhinomite @WhiteRhinomite]

This really pushes my buttons... Rhino poaching in South Africa at record levels following 18% rise in killings http://t.co/1DzuDef44N