The White Squirrel

I'm your best friend, The Bellwoods White Squirrel! Be nice, or I'll steal your nuts.

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

I can book you in on July 29th at 1pm. Does that work for you? https://t.co/4MPb7nl71W

[canada state of mind 🐰🌴🍁🇨🇦💕 @landiiskiez]

In #Summer2019 I would love to have an encounter with the @WhiteSquirrelTO 🐿 The legendary white squirrel of #TrinityBellwoods 💕

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

Actually, I was guarding the garbage from TrashPanda Sam. He's a nuisance. https://t.co/dzAd1rZtg3

[JJCitytor @Jjcitytor]

@WhiteSquirrelTO Looking for leftovers at Queen/Palmerston 6:30 a.m.

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

Thanks, I tried the keto diet. It sucked. #gimmecarbs https://t.co/G6zGSxWWLr

[𝖓𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖛01𝖉 𝖓𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖛01𝖉 𝖓𝖚𝖑𝖑 @joebyer]

@RahRahRaina Looking good in your twilight years, @WhiteSquirrelTO

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

That was a long winter. So... what'd I miss?

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

Crap. I've been hibernating in the wrong season. #thanksmom

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

Working on my beach body. Lots of cardio & a strict diet of empty Doritos bags. #ripped https://t.co/PTTHBNEGnw

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

We've come upon that season yet again. The millennials will soon be drunk in my park, trying to introduce me to their rescue dogs. #scurred

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

I was reciting Shakespeare. Much like all squirrels do in the their spare time. https://t.co/E8YVMcZprc

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

@TrinityBellwood @whitesquirrelwy Meow.

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

@RodtheDawg @TrinityBellwood @whitesquirrelwy Easier said than done, my friend. Are you willing to let me use your tub?

[Trinity Bellwoods & Park @TrinityBellwood]

hey there old friend, getting ready for spring? @whitesquirrelwy @WhiteSquirrelTO https://t.co/6ve9x5Q3Bl

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

Forgot about Twitter. Was busy reading that book, Squirrel on the Train. So unrealistic, we're NEVER allowed on trains. Is the movie better?

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

I've been passed out in a Doritos bag for over a week. Living that Cool Ranch life.
What'd I miss?

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

I was practicing yoga. Namaste. https://t.co/ukHO3ZpES4

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

I'm bold on most days. Except Tuesdays, because that's just crazy. https://t.co/smZ2gWcNyA

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

Wait, when did it become 2017? Did I black out again?

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

I look delicious, don't I? https://t.co/WkXSz3vunG

[KitchenAid Canada @KitchenAid_CA]

Spotted in #gingerbreadTO. What are you doing leaving @TrinityBellwood, @whitesquirrelTO? #thesix #kitchenaid #Toronto

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

I'm like Spiderman. Except useful. https://t.co/6MjYqvjj3h

[Tracey Forbes (she/her) @tracey4bs]

just walking along and squirrel! @TrinityBellwood @WhiteSquirrelTO

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

I just jumped gleefully into a huge pile of leaves. A cat was living in there. It bit me. #itsallfunandgamesuntilacatbitesyouinthebutt

[The White Squirrel @WhiteSquirrelTO]

It's not you, it's me. https://t.co/JdyarwyVGD

[Michelle Rivard @QueenWestGirl]

@WhiteSquirrelTO I'll take your skittishness yesterday as sign you're not ready for anything serious...