Big Fat Lard Boi

Believer in the eradication of crunchy and extra crunchy peanut butter. Pronouns: wig/wam/bam

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

I didn’t think I would miss the Colorado snow in October but holy guacamole I miss the snow.

[Arapahoe Basin @Arapahoe_Basin]

The snow has arrived! #cowx #Abasin #TheLegend

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

Fun fact the South Knox Spartans have now won 6 Sectional Championships this school year. Boys tennis, girls golf, boys and girls cross country, and boys and girls soccer. @Rick_Sports10

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

2 sectionals in one day baby

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

Gotta be in the right head zone today #SectionalSaturday

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

As Thanos said one to go

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

This isn’t breaking news it’s been the plan for almost a year now.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

@Tstoltz3 Have you ever been anywhere in the Midwest?

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

My car looks like I live in it

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

@peach870 What no? I’m trying to piss off ravens fans like @ferRAREra and @ChaseDonldson

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

Lamar Jackson vs the Colts will have 40 passing yards, 173 rushing yards and 3 rushing touchdowns. The Colts will lose 28-6.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

When you’re grandpa gets annoyed with your grandma for trying to read him the menu.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

Not every person that comes to your house as a threat. People need to train their dogs in order to recognize a threat, train your fucking dog right.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

This is my first day being by myself at my new job and I’ve already been bit by a fucking dog.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

Lady: we already have a policy so we aren’t interested.

Me: that’s great, C U Next Time.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

My alarm clock will go off in the middle of a dream and I’ll think to myself “that alarm is for Dave”. Who the fuck is Dave, Kyle? Get up.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

Farmers look at a road and think “this road is a dirty enough” then drag half the field into the road.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

That 0-5 record is really sneaking up quick.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

Wednesday's practice report for #INDvsMIA.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

@leanntorres123 @_garrettlamb15_ It won’t be, just a big waste of time

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

If you are 30 and still bragging about medals you got from doing a triathlon you need to re-evaluate how athletic you actually are.

[Big Fat Lard Boi @WhiteTrashKyle]

@_garrettlamb15_ So true blood, so true