Mark Avrakufimovich

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

#4wordsaftersex your sister was better

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

#4wordsaftersex where'd the condom go?

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

#4wordsaftersex do I pay now?

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

#4wordsaftersex have fun with herpes

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

#4wordsaftersex boom goes the dynamite

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

#4wordsaftersex what's your name again?

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

Pussy #ThingsIGetAlot

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

#MentionAGoodCouple me and a case of keystone. #bringiton #tilldeath #murder

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

Don't forget @RealJpRunDis I'm always watching you! #Iseeeeeeeeyou #dontchoke #aaaaaaalwayswatching

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

#singlebecause there's too much pussy and not enough time #murder

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

And if @RealJpRunDis doesn't wake up next to a naked hot naked chick then your not doing Christmas right #dontchoke #naughtylist

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

If you don't wake up in a hospital, your not doing Christmas right #getwasted #boozeandcookies #shots #murder

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

Get your reading glasses cause it's time for rule #2; Always have confidence #thisisforyoujohn #confidenceiskey

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

My #Johnchoking senses are tingling, he must be blowing his chances to get laid somewhere #notmurder @RealJpRunDis

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

Just to help my followers through the day, I'm going to reveal rule #1: there's always time for the gym #murder #getbuff #rageafter

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

The only true way of knowing you had a successfull night, is when your so hungover the next morning you throw up on yourself #murder #watery

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

Rule #2 of "always dive" only falls to rule #1: there's always time to work out. #rulesofmark #ligeguidelines #murder

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

Gin and code red. Nothing else better #murder

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

@RealMikeStauff #obvi drink more. #boozeitup24/7 #wasted. Yoga is for that loser @RealJpRunDis #feminine #mangina #murder

[Mark Avrakufimovich @White_Mark_]

@RealJpRunDis @RealStudzik what are you losers doing? I've been #wasted since 5 am #murder #shots #gohard #alwaysdive #obvi #don'tchokejohn