Mark White

Pharmacist. Dad. Cricketer (#RealOpener). Henty Swampies forever. I liked Touk Miller before it was cool. I liked Mabior Chol after it was cool.

[Mark White @White_Ox]

Me: logs into twitter for all of twenty seconds.

Twitter: here, have the good stuff

[No Context World Cup @NoContextEPL]

This is absolutely brilliant. 😂

Couldn’t stop laughing when Pickford appeared. 😭

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@MusicBrownlow 3) Life on Mars
2) The Man Who Sold the World
1) We Could Be Heroes

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@MusicBrownlow A question with far too many correct answers and barely any wrong ones.

3) Reckoner
2) Pyramid Song
1) How to Disappear Completely

I feel like leaving out There There is a crime against music, but here we are…

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@DebbssG It’s just the best. What a group of players, they’re all made of the right stuff. Mikel forever, what an Arsenal legend.

[Mark White @White_Ox]

Enormous respect go the gents, it is bloody warm at the ‘G now… #AFLHawksCats

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@Suburbia3121 Suddenly I feel a whole lot better about the grand final our lads lost yesterday!

[Mark White @White_Ox]

Unironically Chol is my favourite hawk since Dunstall. He never fails to entertain, you simply never know whether it will be through the most basic incompetence or the most outrageous talent. #AFLHawksDons

[Mark White @White_Ox]

Essendon bloke got himself on a forklift to touch that one ZING #AFLHawksDons

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@Blaze_348 @Capitals

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@west_coast_jb @Capitals Nope

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

The most Looney Tunes/Tom & Jerry type of shit I’ve seen in a long time. The chair throw, the facepalm and then the bouncer pishing himself laughing. Absolute cinema

[Paynton Barker | FLAGPIES 🏆 @PayntonBarker]

@Quinny_1 They will give the win to Torque To Be Sure purely based on the final margin.

Only reason it won by so much was because it smashed into Ninja as it was about to pass it

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@Moorie62527 @matt_nevett_ Wrong decision is made for wrong reasons but we should keep making the same wrong decision regardless. Keep on interfering jocks, nothing bad can come of this.

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@JamesSanto18 Absolutely could have. Ninja HAD claimed them all to that point without doubt. Watch it again. Whether Ninja would have got there in the end we’ll never know, but we were robbed of knowing.

[Mark White @White_Ox]

@AlexisSylvain7 @RandomTheGuy_ @shivlestat I legit never knew she had erectile dysfunction. I feel her pain.

[Mark White @White_Ox]

HUGE. MAC. LUGGAGE. #AFLGF

[Mark White @White_Ox]

Big respect to Jez Cameron. Not my favourite bloke (not that I could know) but this is as gutsy as it gets. #AFLGF

[Triple M Footy @triplemfooty]

2011: @MarkHoward03 interviews Auskicker Connor O’Sullivan at half time

2025: Howie interviews Geelong prelim finalist Connor O’Sullivan post-game 🥺

[▪️▫️DAVID▪️▫️ @turtlemagpies]

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[scott @FrizzRizz]

My favourite Kosi highlight from his time at Richmond