Stuart White

Aerospace failure investigator by day, not much by night. Nottingham Panthers for fun. Car bore.

[Stuart White @White_Stu]

Local bowling alleys new ventilation installation was a great success

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@VonBarkenTwins @TufferB

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@GeorgeHindle46 I think the big thing here is not the size, but why is a grown man eating jelly tots?

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@RichBernard the internet demands pictures of the giraffe!

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So excited to try this place! @thebeefyboys

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@SeasideChris @el_drapo @Deathisreal99 You’ve made a terrible mistake. It will be mine but I will have one of those Pagani powered 037 things to go with my DLS.

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@Or1ginalSandman @SeasideChris more often than we'd like, less often than you'd think

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@Jorges_Fudges It’s your age. Happens.

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I know I'm late to the AI party, but just put one of my reports (fully redacted) into one to see if I am right and the person questioning it is wrong. Took the conclusion out and gave it some "wrong" theories to consider. Absolutely nailed on with the conclusion it came to🤯

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@Or1ginalSandman Thought it might have been a little treat?

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@DaveAirCEO Can’t make it worse!

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@realtrumanshow @benjaminhopton That gravy does look like serious business!

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@realtrumanshow Let’s make it happen!

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@Deathisreal99 @DaveAirCEO @metoffice Good start. Paint it matte black for absolute accuracy. Here’s my black decking as a representation of the air temperature.

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@DaveAirCEO @Deathisreal99 @metoffice Only true way to measure temperature is what Dave suggests. As close as possible to the exhaust of a Trent XWB is best or for the thermometer not to exist at all but come up with some random numbers is fine too.

[Stuart White @White_Stu]

On a Wednesday!