WKUK Quotes

Quotes from the comedy group the Whitest Kids U' Know. Im not afiliated with WKUK, just a fan of the show. WARNING: vulgar language

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- "You would have to be the greatest whale trainer ever born to teach a whale to jump out of its tail!"
- "It is as you say"

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- "That's it! No seat belt for billy!"
- "But I want my seatbelt"
- "No, no seatbelt!"

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Anyone do anything fun over summer vacation?
I got to smoke weed! It was so great, I'm going to do it everyday for the rest of my life!

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- "Alright class get your shit we're going to Florida!"
- "What about permission slips?"
- "Fuck permission slips!"

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"WELL CALEB'S A LIAR!!!"

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- "This summer, I teached a whale to jump out if its tail!"

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"This is really bad news, could you break it to him gently?"
"Sure. Yo, kid, you've got Children's AIDS. Here's a mint. Later."

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- "Only the one foretold in prophecy who will unite the eight tribes of Mexico could accomplish such a feat!"
- "Behold, I am among you"

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what do you get? Invincible bears! Do you want invincible bears running around, rapein' our churches, and burnin' our women? - WKUK

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"I'M TRYING TO PAINT MY ART!"
-Sam

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"Gotta love it, thrill of the cunt"
- Trevor, hunting house cats

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"Try new Scrubbly Bubbles! Now with chicken"

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"Listen to the woman John! Calm down, just calm down. Calm down, just calm down."
-Abe Lincoln

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"you must be this tall to ride baked beans"
-Timmy, baked beans

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Trevor-"I said KITTY porn! Like with kittens!"
-Great Grandmas sketch

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Sam-"My dick split open and locusts flew out! A badger raped me with a thorny cock!"
Trevor-"Ughh, you had anal? Gay."
-nail gun

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"Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you have fucked up. You have fucked up now." - Abe Lincoln

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"Oh my god, the exorcist was so scary! After I saw it I couldn't watch a little girl sleeping in her bed for months!"
-John Hinkley

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"Cat hunting, or cunting as we call it, is trickier than most people think"
- Sam, hunting house cats

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"Well I'll be a shit covered dick! This salad right here tastes like a big fucking pussy"
-Sam, pussy restaurant