Whitney🪴

High heels, bad grammar, and a pretty face

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

Fortunately, I do give up on people. You can’t continuously drain me, disappoint me and disrespect me while still expecting access to me

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this

[Whitney🪴 @WhitkneeBelle]

Me last night going out to a college bar on a Saturday night

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me in public regretting why I came out in the first place

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[halcy @halcyon_dot_exe]

why do all the other chubby women look like they have been crafted by ancient greek artisans utterly dedicated to the beauty of the human form and i look like a Toyota Hilux

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Sometimes I practice my “no” like Helen from Diary of Mad Black Woman

[🐝 𐚁 ⋆ @beyoncescunt26]

happy pride month to them

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I love cramming a bands discography before a concert like its an exam

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation

[Whitney🪴 @WhitkneeBelle]

I may be a girl but I am my fathers son

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes I’m late because I stay like this for a long time

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Finishing the dishes and seeing the one pot left on the stove that I forgot:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

please do not be alarmed, remain calm
do not attempt to leave the dancefloor

[Whitney🪴 @WhitkneeBelle]

$3 FOR THE CHIPS