Whitley 🦚

this account solely consists of “complaints and Auburn sports,” according to @rayisdaman. and he’s not wrong.

[Whitley 🦚 @WhitleyVKW]

Why is 280 between Dadeville and Auburn so long???

[Will Kelley @aubietiger1928]

Going to sound like the biggest hater but thankful Auburn employs a real Tiger as our mascot and we just have friends of Aubie.

[Whitley 🦚 @WhitleyVKW]

@TheAuburner Anything similar here? https://t.co/yk6ZuLBsFK

[Justin Lee @ByJustinLee]

Auburn has never played a normal game in any sport and never will.

[Whitley 🦚 @WhitleyVKW]

Us @rayisdaman

[dj pauly d @smellagillis]

i bet it’s annoying af to be posting on ur instagram story trying to get someone’s attention and just seeing my username within the first ten minutes instead

[AURowski @AURowski]

People saying it's bama "hate week." Brother, I hate bama 365 days a year. Hell, I love leap years because they give me one more day to hate bama

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

my favorite thing about SEC culture is ppl tracking private flights and driving to local airports to see if a coach is in town to interview. just an insane thing to do for literally anything else besides SEC football baby

[Whitley 🦚 @WhitleyVKW]

@ALWarLegal @MRickG_ 🙋‍♀️

[Madison Riggins @mqriggins]

serious leads/suggestions only:

Myself and some fellow AU alums who plan to go to the 26 Tennessee game are trying to figure out how we can rent a boat & tailgate amongst the Vol Navy!

If anyone knows where to start, let me know!

[Mark @TheAuburner]

Alabama’s last governor didn’t realize texts to his mistress also went to his wife’s iPad and because of that Auburn is losing its greatest basketball coach of all time.

[Johnny Barner 🤙🦅 @jrptigers]

Me watching Gus in his bag putting belt to ass on bama

[Scott Lowery @ScottLowery94]

I hate being right

[Whitley 🦚 @WhitleyVKW]

What in the me

[alfie @alfienxo]

just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years

[mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 @honeybunwife]

this + doordash food from someplace local + watching a mediocre movie from 2011 on cable

[mayra rae 💐 @buneeriee]

this is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

This tweet may actually deserve a banner for being the most “HANG THE BANNER” ass tweet this site has ever seen. Incredible.

And it was never potentially going to happen. It was absolutely going to happen. It did happen.