WhitneyFuckingMuller

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

76 days into 2025 and for real not feeling it. Lol.

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

Ummm I was expecting more nudity 😔

[Micaela Dea @MicaelaDeaTV]

A streaker just ran onto the field here at the #SuperBowl

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

50 hours into 2024 and I'm not feeling it.

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

Got that devil and angel on my shoulders and the devil's getting louder cause life is too boring when I'm good lol.

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

The last 24 hours have felt like I'm in the twilight zone. What the fuck is this even?

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

How DARE I not be happy with the bare minimum. Wtf is wrong with me.

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

Have you ever had a HS villain show up as one of your kids' villains? #PleaseAdvise

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

When the boys aren't home, I treat it like a YMCA locker room up in this bitch.

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

@YouHalfwit Hawaiian vacation 😎

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

@The_Hoff320 Miss you! BBQ soon once you are healed?

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

Not my 12 year old telling my 10 year old you can have a heart attack or cancer from eating Takis.

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

@YouHalfwit The lady didn't act like I was stealing and I wasn't a cunt to her. It was magical lol. I give respect where respect is earned. You don't get it automatically when you don't deserve it.

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

Spent $70 dollars on 5 items at Costco #Killthyself

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

@YouHalfwit But at least the Costco staff was amazing tonight. You missed out.

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

@ajs_trash It really just breaks my heart. Thank you. What makes a child feel like doing something like that? 😭 I feel for the child and worry for my kids. #peaceandhealing

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

#Missing411 look it up if you wanna freak tf out lmaoooo

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

Makes me sound more badass then I actually am #OfficialBusiness #JustWorkThings

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

no offense but i don’t understand what anything is

[WhitneyFuckingMuller @Whitney3000]

Next time a guy says it's hard to explain I'm just going to respond is it hard? How hard is it? Cause they just talking about their dick.