Having raw sex, sleeping with each other every night, going out to eat, asking you to give me kids & saying I love you dont mean we’re together🤦🏻♀️ men are crazy
My girlfriend complained that her fries weren’t curly enough so I gave her my curliest fry. She was so happy you would’ve thought I pulled out a ring and proposed. Girls are more simple than we were led to believe.
4 yr old daycare kid - “who is your boyfriend?”
Me- “ i don’t have a boyfriend”
Kid- “is that why you kinda look bad sometimes? You are pretty but sometimes you look kinda bad”
OK I QUIT 😭