Whitney Merchant (Starks)

Living the life of my dreams ✨

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

Jared is putting together a @LEGO_Group set and he mentioned that he needed super glue so the pieces would stay together. I laughed and said, “so you need the Kragle?” BUT HE DIDN’T GET IT.

*Throws whole boyfriend away.

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

Just read my post from back to 2016 after being inactive since 2020.

Professional assessment
1. I’m funny af
2. I miss talking to myself on here

[joshdallas @JoshDallas]

‘Manifest’ May Be Saved As Netflix, NBC Eye Season 4 Of Canceled Show – Deadline ⁦@DeadlineNellie⁩ #manifest ✈️ https://t.co/IbF2ANCvG0

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

@CantHoldMe24 Says the nigga who’s hobbies include Two stepping 😘 jk jk THANK YOU

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

😆

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

Why don’t I look better in biker shorts 😭😭😭 I want to wear biker shorts #Dilemma

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

Stay in your lane, Whitney.

Stay. In. Your. Lane.

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

Listen I love my life but sometimes I wish I could escape for a while

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

@Keanna_Sharron 😂 no thanks we’re adults now and you don’t need a charge

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

It’s hella weird knowing that there are people in this world who never cross your mind until you hear that this person has been talking badly about you. Then you’re left wondering what you did to them for like .25 secs before forgetting they exist again 😅

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

@davontestewart This is gonna be you

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

I said what I said. Humans were not desired to be alone!

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

Elite 😍😍

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

We’ll all be 80-90 years old still doing it big for @Jasmyne_Lenae’s birthday 😂

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

@jcbstarks I don’t recall this so it didn’t happen fam

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

@davontestewart @jcbstarks I’ll send you the details! Dm me your number bc I’m not sure the one I have is still correct.

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

@davontestewart @jcbstarks Sooo,
Game night at my house this Saturday, Aug 1st. You free?

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

@jcbstarks If I go missing don’t look for me bc I most kikely found out that I’m pregnant and fleeing the country is likely the only way to protect my child 😂

[Whitney Merchant (Starks) @WhitneyKimia]

@jcbstarks Something tells me that I just shouldn’t have kids

[Jacob Starks @jcbstarks]

Normalize talking about childhood experiences that you're not sure you really ever processed.