Whitney King Daniel

Welcome to the real world! It sucks-you're gonna love it!

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[Tyler @tmonson23]

Twilight is a Father’s Day movie I don’t make the rules

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

@hankgreen The Mistborn trilogy by Brandon Sanderson! :)

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

@Tessalynn825 Do we have the same Mom??

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

@mattgaetz You're a piece of SHIIIIIIIIIIIT ✌️

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

Name a more annoying TV show host than Is It Cake? ....I'll wait. #isitcake #pickANYONEelse

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

@twowaymon0logue My pronouns are you doing today and how much

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

@christer28 I spent $160 on a pair of earrings I will never wear. They are sterling silver covered in gun metal, & are so heavy they pull my ears down and it's noticably awkward. I wanted to be spontaneous...but was just stupid 😁

[rae @kanejfest]

please join me in this summoning circle

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pedro pascal
🕯 in 🕯
a rom com
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[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

@MelissatheDuffy I quite literally paid $235 at the dentist yesterday 💀

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Feels like we went from black & white to color.

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

@hayzul_nut I'VE SLEPT OVER AT THAT HOUSE! NO JOKE!!!! I was like, huh... That house looks just likOH MY GOSH!

[Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon @tomiahonen]

That two of Trump's banks have just cancelled his accounts - tells us Trump has FALLEN TOO MUCH BEHIND in paying the INTEREST on his world-record-size personal debt.

Trump is bankrupt. Deutsche Bank is now moving to reposses his assets, starting with Trump Tower and Mar A Lago

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

I have learned both the cutting board and ironwood dresser recipes!!! If you want me to make you an ironwood kitchenette (for gold pieces) let me know!! *Bring your materials & I'll put it together!! 😍 DM me if interested
#acnh #ironwoodkitchenette #tomnook #ACNHTRADE

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Benjamin Park @BenjaminEPark]

Nevada: I don't know what the problem is, we hired all of our pole experts from Las Vegas.

America: you mean "poll" experts, right?

Nevada: ...

America: ...

Nevada: we're gonna need a few more days.

[Whitney King Daniel @WhitneyKing96]

If you missed the Bachelorette... I'll fill you in-
#bachlorette #swanprincess #clare