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[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Can we take a moment to forget about the @ArianaGrande #doppelgänger and let this doppelgänger of #GeorgeWBush and #TedBundy @CrimeJunkiePod @WineandCrimePod

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Who knew the guy with a mullet in the 90s who sung “ achy Breaky heart” would make such icons from his an Achy Breaky sack…..
@MileyCyrus @noahcyrus

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

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[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Some one just yelled “Hey Alexa” walking down the street and I assumed I was waiting for a robot to respond

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

When it’s 2022 and you’ve already lived through a world pandemic, the Temperatures haven’t dropped below 100° in 15 days with 70% humidity in #SanDiego California. The #queenofEngland just died and then they say there’s a #hurricane coming our way….we’re like Kay #HurricaneKay

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

#neverforget

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Can we take a moment to forget about the @ArianaGrande #doppelgänger and let this doppelgänger of #GeorgeWBush and #TedBundy @CrimeJunkiePod @WineandCrimePod

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

2021 #fatamy got her shit together what’s your excuse @RebelWilson

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Girls in their 20’s : “I’m definitely a Samantha”
Girls over 30: “I’m a Carrie, but who tf can’t afford an apartment In NYC and Manolo Blahnik’s every week, and who stores clothes in their oven. HOW DO YOU MAKE PIZZA!?”
#SATC #SexAndTheCity #Carrie #Samantha #reboot

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Imagine if #America had the equivalent to the board we have at work saying how many days we have been injury free. #thoughtoftheday #CapitolBuilding

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Can we just call this the 13th month of 2020 and try again next month? #2020Wrapped #NewYearsResolution #WhatsGoingOn #2021goals

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

If we’re all putting it out on the table I have a real question I need answered. What in the actual Fuck is a Sugar Plum? #unansweredquestions #AllInThisTogether #2020thoughts

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Anyone else get face oil in a subscription box and use it for 4 days (day and night) before realizing it was HAIR oil and now have a massive zit or is that just me? @FabFitFun #2020 #doingmedirty #readtheinstructions #thatshowitsgoing #typical2020 #AskingForAFriend

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Anyone else be like low key stop having kids to your siblings because your bank account is $7.36 and you know you going to buy the $562 plastic Bentley for your 9mo old nephew? #nieces #nephews #auntproblems #imacoolaunt #christmaspresents #singlelife #Christmas2020

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Can we cancel this election order and overnight @KrisJenner for president? #krisjennerforpresident #election #2020ElectionThoughts

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

The irony we are gambling on Nevada is not lost on me. #2020ElectionThoughts #Nevada2020 #Kanye2020

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

Are we still considered the “United” States of America? Asking for Nevada #Elections2020 #2020ElectionThoughts #America

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

I’m 33yo....... just googled average age for the a life of a cat is 16 years. And I have never felt so intense about the fact if I got a kitten now I would be 49 by the time it died. Cue the beginning of #crazycatlady

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

#AskingForAFriend

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

I am the only person that has said “Hey Alexa,......” for the past who knows how many years asking for a task before just realizing you don’t have to say “Hey” before summoning the request?
Asking for a friend  #amazon #alexa @amazon #AmazonAlexa

[PrettyWhity @WhitneyLace326]

I feel like I no longer have to say thanks I got it from @amazon it’s just an unwritten rule at this point.