Whitney Laritson

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[Whitney Laritson @WhitneyLaritson]

Build bridges, not walls💕

[Whitney Laritson @WhitneyLaritson]

No better way to spend a Saturday night than watching the Supernovas with friends! #OmahaSupernovas

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Personally I don’t think I should have to deal with a blizzard AND debilitating allergies. But that’s just my opinion.

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Oh would you look at that. Physical activity and tanning once again fend off my seasonal depression. Who would have guessed.

(Answer: my mom, my therapist, my significant other, my friends, past me, etc.)

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Clearly I should spend like 2 or 3 more minutes every so often checking the weather

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Just watched Ol’s coworkers call him into a meeting at 5:30pm. Today. The day before thanksgiving in the year of our lord 2022.

Bless him for answering cause I’d be throwing hands.

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EVERYBODY CHECK OUT MY LEMONS.

They took 13 MONTHS to grow so I’ll be riding this high for a while.

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Seasonal allergies Regular allergies

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Making me miserable

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Microdosing quitting my MBA by putting assignments off till the last minute

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Whoever gave me Covid at the Big Time Rush concert — your moms a hoe.

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I’d like it noted that my mother, bless her, heard I was bringing home 70 maple trees this weekend and said “great we’ll get ‘em planted.”

No judgement. No follow up questions. Just an absurd amount of support.

[Whitney Laritson @WhitneyLaritson]

Anyways…on a related note anyone want a 5 foot maple tree…

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Don’t let the fact that you don’t own any land stop you from taking home 74 maple trees

✨ 𝐿𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂✨

[Whitney Laritson @WhitneyLaritson]

Ok so I thought I was a pretty chill person and then Ben Rector brought Elyse Myers on stage tonight I completely lost my fucking shit.

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Could we STOP IT. with. THE SNOW.

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Same girl

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Of all the things bowling has given me thoughout my life, I believe the neatest is definitely the fact that my left butt cheek is permanently bigger and more toned than my right.

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You mean there are literally people who are can just breath? All the time? No sneezing? No wheezing? No crippling allergies? Idk sounds fake.

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Ok I know she looks rough but my little overachieving lemon tree is growing 8 LEMONS. You go girl.

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Nothing like a couple single digit days to really jumpstart the seasonal depression

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Absolutely trashed myself on 3 beers by 6pm on New Year’s Eve. Livin the life.