Miss Sassy Pants

Stop yelling at me

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

I’m confused, what the fuck you want my heart for?

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

Someday your kids are going to figure you out. I promise you they will. The type of parent you are. The type of spouse you are. How you treat other people. How much effort you put into them. You’re either going to be someone they look up to, or someone they never wanna be like.

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

😂

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

I cannot afford another bond with the wrong soul.

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

Bf getting a severe nose bleed the same day I get my period? That’s what an ally looks like ladies.

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

When they tell me I’ll regret that in the morning, I sleep till noon

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

@TraviesoDiegoel 😂

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

@TraviesoDiegoel Human emotions can be a bitch

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

@TraviesoDiegoel No. You made a vague statement judging I didn’t realize you were talking about a specific person

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

Is it bad that I just terminated a colleague and it made my day? Happy Fri yay ya’ll

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

Just tried to put a dollar in an ATM to get quarters 🤦🏽‍♀️You can’t take me anywhere stoned.

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day. Ruin it yourself

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

Why are they like thiiiiis🙄😫

[Miss Sassy Pants @Whitney_Fae]

You disrespect yourself when you rekindle a relationship that humiliated you.