Whitney Naumann

Kittens are cute too, but that doesn't mean I want to take home the whole litter...

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@dnaumann82 is there a such thing as a GOOD 90's movie?

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@dnaumann82 what for the dipshits that start claiming it's "god's will"

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@dnaumann82 BUT PRAYERS!!!! AND JESUS!!!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 At least it was for me!!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 Ask him if he's Serena or Venus...see if he gets it!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 you guys are dorks

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 You say it like it was just one...

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 Totally.

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 Oh lordy!!!!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 I'll take two if you find one!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 DOOOOO ITTTTT

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 I NEEEEEED THEM

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 You're a bard.

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 Doubtful.

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

Low-fat/no-fat dairy is an ABOMINATION

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 No mimosas for you!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumann7 WHAT?!!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 That's not what you said yesterday!!!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 Bring them to my house!

[Whitney Naumann @Whitney_Maria]

@naumsie61 There will be no bows on me.