Josh •_•

Hey, what's up? :D What's goin on??

[angry blue judas @nnaotenshii]

Highschool!AU 🌱🌤️

#yutamaki #ゆたまき #유타마키

[LarryFishburger @LarryFishburger]

A Story in 3 Parts

[Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos]

This quip from Among Us has been living rent free in my head for years

@KYR_SP33DY "Courtilly what's your favorite dessert?"

@itscourtilly "Tiramisu"

@KYR_SP33DY "No one's going to tear or miss you" and then he kills her.

Absolutely perfect. 10 out of 10. No notes

[KYR SP33DY @KYR_SP33DY]

@LarryFishburger LARRY! That image is INSANE

[LarryFishburger @LarryFishburger]

I genuinely need a medical evaluation because I cannot remember when, where or why I said this but it 100% makes sense for me to say. (Listen to the audio of the video for context but not loudly in public)

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Himicane @Himicane]

This is the twitter I signed up for

[Sarinjin @Sarinjin]

I don't generally speak out about things, but I'm going to just say that if you believe what is happening in MN right now is acceptable, fuck off. Fuck right the fuck off. That's all.

[◢ Gucci ◤🍍OffKai Expo @GucciTheMod]

“Why’re you into older women?”

God forbid I take care of the elderly 🙄

[DaddyDitto @Daddy_Ditto]

A partner i can live with but also just likes being around someone while we do our own shit 90% of the time 🫠

[LarryFishburger @LarryFishburger]

I just REALLY enjoy gaming with my pals 🤠

[Alexandria💫 @Alexandrrriiia]

update sakuu has changed her objectives: she now kicks the dandelion puffs and screams “FUCK THE PEOPLE WITH ALLERGIES”

[Dan @MigMonkey77]

@Albi_SideArms
Took a tour of that Sixteenth Chapel..
Asked the tour guide about the Fifteenth but he didn't know anything about it..

Think he needs to go back to tour guide school..

[Nyxpip @Nyxpip]

@Albi_SideArms What is your problem

[DΞLUXΞ @TheDeluxe4]

yo no tengo one así que vete a la mierda. TODOS TIENEN one IMBÉCIL. vino gratis con tu maldita xbox. no lo conseguí. tengo la xbox más antigua conocida por el hombre. no, no la tienes. compré la mía el primer día. maldito retrasado. Bueno, la mía no lo tenía. TIENES one MALDITO CABRÓN. NO LO TENGO. MALDITO-. ¡TIENES one!. NO TENGO MALDITO one. HIJO DE PUTA. VE A LA ARCADIA PARA QUE PUEDAS DESCARGARLO GRATIS. ESTÚPIDO HIJO DE PUTA. NO TENGO TRES, NO TENGO MALDITO CUATRO. NO TENGO SIETE, 8, 9, 10

[Tay @taydertot]

You’re tellin me we have an ass eating gengar AND a blowjob gengar card?

BEFORE GTA6???

[Isaac @smokeyDbearr]

WORST THERAPIST EVER 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

[Ela 🌱 @ElainaExe]

i've started doing daily walks where i walk at least a milf and a half each day and my GOD i cannot suggest it enough!

i feel like it's starting to get me in a good routine and it's nice to just get out of the house ☀️

[SakuraSucks 🌸 @SakuraSucksVT]

Watching Guardians of the Galaxy 1:
*groot dies*
*Lexi cries*
*groot gets replanted*

Watching Guardians of the Galaxy 2:
*Yondu dies*
*lexi cries*
Me: “don’t worry baby they replant him too”

[ZipTie @Ziiptie]

Every act of Arcane felt like it could have been it's own entire show. 11/10 experience, but you still won't bait me into reinstalling league