Joe

I game too much & bitch about sports. Yeah, I'm basically a 6ft child with a drinking problem.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

Sorry, but I do NOT and will NOT associate with people who support a lying, racist, misogynistic, bigoted megalomaniac. #ElectionNight

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

I quit. Peace out.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

Okay, 7 hours & counting for maintenance is completely unacceptable. #ESO @TESOnline @BethesdaSupport

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

And, to be honest, I couldn't care less about #Homestead. What's the point of player housing w/o storage? #ESO #ElderScrollsOnline

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

This #ESO patch is 26gb? Holy fucking balls! I thought all the houses were already in the game...? #ElderScrollsOnline #Homestead

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@AmiCrackpot you're not on PS4, are you? That'd be worse -- Bethesda games run like dogshit on Sony consoles.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@TheFanRift @AmiCrackpot @Kyle_lobcity yeah, you guys get screwed. No idea why y'all don't have your own maintenance 6 hrs before us.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@AmiCrackpot I'm usually asleep -- happens here 5am-8am typically. I just see the "now offline" and "back online" tweets about 3 hrs apart.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@AmiCrackpot always seems to run 3-4 hours when I pay attention. Only real complaint ppl should have is NA/EU being done at same time.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

I will say that it makes NO sense to do NA & EU maintenances at the same time. NA early morn; EU midday. Not fair for EU. #ESO @TESOnline

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

I don't understand why people are always caught off guard by #ESO's weekly maintenance. I mean, it happens... weekly.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@TheFanRift @Kyle_lobcity @AmiCrackpot to be fair, it's done the same day & time every week. I have no idea why people are always surprised.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@XboxSupport have you ever called Xbox customer service? It's a nightmare.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@XboxSupport can you then confirm that removing my CC will cancel my preorder?

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@XboxSupport that's absurd. I'll just remove my CC from my Xbox and leave you nothing to charge...

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@XboxSupport I preordered the Morrowind dlc for ESO, can I cancel it?

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@TorreyHam couldn't agree more. I sold my PS4 b/c their exclusives don't personally interest me, but at least Sony releases brand new IPs.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

I live in the Midwest.
It's February.
February is in the winter.
Today's high will be 71°.

Mother Nature is my new favorite person.

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

@TorreyHam and M$ is long overdue for an exclusive that isnt a 5th sequel. Nothing interesting on the horizon for me though. Sticking w/ ESO

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

You can't say IGN sells reviews b/c they gave cod a 9/10 & then say #HorizonZeroDawn is GOTY b/c IGN gave them a 9/10. Always legit or never

[Joe @WhoAteMyFunyuns]

Look, the last good cod came out in 07 & I haven't even played #HorizonZeroDawn, I'm just saying. You cant pick & choose when reviews matter