Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

Enthusiastically recommend everything in moderation

I'm here to chew gum and kick MAGA ass, but I'm all out of gum

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@tedcruz Well, Ted, this id what MAGA is and you went along for the ride.

[Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper]

Apparently this segment from SNL’s Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans.

Be a shame if this went viral.

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

All these videos about Mississippi are healing my soul but this one almost made me throw up I was laugh-screaming the entire time 💀

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

I thought this was The Onion

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

UFC President and CEO Dana White has declined President Donald J. Trump’s offer to become White House Press Secretary, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@lindyli Oh go away you attention whore and just start an OnlyFans already

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@AdamKinzinger Democrats apparently forgot to cheat in 2024 when they had and lost the Whitehouse.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@realTuckFrumper Should have called it Better Call Vecna

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@EWErickson The novel is better.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@TheFungi669 First time for everything

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@WhiteHouse MAGA is dead.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@daviddunn177 Practicing for her upcoming OnlyFans

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@jamiedupree About a month after the votes are counted, the real winner will be OnlyFans

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@EagleEdMartin Are "they" in the room with us now?

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

Appalachian Incest Eyes lost her House seat last night. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Election2026

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

As a die hard Star Wars fan, I love that Scott Colom is currently leading in his Senate Race by 1138 votes. @scott_colom @starwars #Election2026

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

#Election2026 #Elections2026

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

I will not be asking John Lurch Fetterman for stock or horse betting tips.

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

'Big loser was John Fetterman': Dem colleague warns writing's on wall for senator #RawStory https://t.co/yfi9jXqIcH

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@FoxNews Florida MAGA benefits from all the retired boomers. Theyre going to start dying off soon.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@EWErickson

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

I wonder if Rubio and Vance realize there isnt enough soap in the world to wash away the stench of Trump's MAGA dirty diaper for 2028. #Election2026