Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

Enthusiastically recommend everything in moderation

I'm here to chew gum and kick MAGA ass, but I'm all out of gum

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@mehdirhasan Is that egg on his face, or some other white substance?

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@jennmint What about Jones BBQ and Foot Massage?

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

Funny how the same people who said a baker shouldn't be forced to make a cake for a gay wedding are furious that musicians don't want to perform at America's 250th birthday party because of Trump.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@Suzierizzo1 Temu Voldemort

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@Lisaberndt66 @GeraldoRivera Most of the convicted magatards were on video committing offenses, many of them recorded themselves doing them how is that staged?

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@adammocklerr What a crazy world we live in where Jan 6 trash will be getting paid reparations.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@Sassafrass_84 You're definitely a gullible dumbass! 🤣Maybe you should take a break from social media, touch some grass.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@LePapillonBlu2 He knocked Fidel Castro out cold

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@AdamKinzinger It's even got the Pac Man table!!

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Your hat says ‘Trump was wrong about everything’ — it should say YOU are wrong about everything.”

“That’s adorable. Burn! Pam Bondi wrote that for you?”

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@MichaelEga7994 @Osint613 I was thinking that too. How hard would it be to check everything for explosives, then place it in a faraday cage, inside a faraday cage, to send off to a lab back home for technical dissection? See what kind of spy tech they got.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@bagmonsta Buford Hwy is where it's at for Mexican, Cuban, Korean, Chinese, Vietnamese... and not too far away you can Jamaican, Nigerian, and Ethiopian.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@JenKiggans You didn't just agree, you doubled down on agreeing!!

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@GeraldoRivera @don_harris1 No shit, Sherlock! He's a fucking moron!

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

They rented a boat for a three hour tour. A three hour tour. The weather started get rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless coach the affair couple would be lost.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Patriots HC Mike Vrabel and former NFL insider Dianna Russini rented a boat together back in 2021 while she was pregnant.

Vrabel and Russini were the only people on board for their 2- to 3-hour rental, according to a source.

Dianna gave birth to that child shortly after and named her son Michael.

The Russini - Vrabel files never end 🤦‍♂️

(via @TMZ_Sports)

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

Wow

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Bob Fosse in Little Prince movie, 1974 had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

@NeverteIImeodd "Did anybody get the license plate of that truck?"

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Obama: "One of the things you learn as president is government is terrible at keeping secrets. This idea of conspiracy theories -- if there were aliens or spaceships under the control of the US government that we knew about, seen, photographed, I promise you some guy guarding the installation would have taken a selfie with one of the aliens."

[Tim the Enchanter 🧙‍♂️🍻 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 @WhoCallMeTim]

😂

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

VIROLOGIST: “It’s bizarre, Hantavirus almost never jumps from human to human like this. Usually it’s from coming into contact with rat feces or something.”

CRUISE SHIP CHEF: “Yeah, that’s crazy, it must’ve mutated or something.��