Johanna Constantini

Occult Adventuress for hire. Necromancer. Wifey of @DisquietDream who still takes eight hours to style his hair #Morphantine #MoJo RP/Parody

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“I can’t just barge in there spouting Latin at her.”

#Sandman
#RP
#HerOwnPerson

21+ for the banter

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“Fuck me, this place has changed a bit, ain’t it?”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“Still haven’t fucked Corinthian.”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

"I did not, and never will, fuck the Corinthian."

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

He needs a smack to snap out of his doom and gloom shit

[Del @deloftheendless]

THE SAD WET CAT IS BACK AND HE IS SO MISERABLEEEEEE #TheSandman

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

@SleeplessSleuth How come that’s flagged as sensitive?

See what I mean? We’re just pure persecuted everywhere

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

@DisquietDream "By boob pocket I mean the space down my top between my boobs, so probably."

"I'll let you out when we get to the coffee shop and we can glare at people until we get a cosy corner to ourselves."

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

Is @DisquietDream napping, or too busy being an elf?

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

I need a new account to get some inspiration for writing again.

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“I need to find my mojo again.”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“Can I float in the depths of your cloak?”

Embraced in the stars themselves.

[Morpheus @DisquietDream]

Handing her some chocolate and crisps.

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“Well today I don’t love them.”

Grumpy huff.

[Morpheus @DisquietDream]

“I wasn’t questioning you, I was answering. You care because you love. Now, come eat and I will be sure to send all the idiots nightmares.”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“I’m tired and hungry and people are idiots.”

[Morpheus @DisquietDream]

“Love?”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“Remind me why I care.”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“My long haired lover from Dreamerpool…”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“Let me just set up that black hole to catch what doesn’t make it into my mouth..”

Then the knitting can be set aside.

[Morpheus @DisquietDream]

“I got a vibe. Maybe ESP. I felt it. And now we can snack and watch a movie.”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“How did you know I had been craving nachos?”

[Morpheus @DisquietDream]

“Speaking of which, I picked up some nachos.”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“Now that does make it useful, you know how I snack.”

[Morpheus @DisquietDream]

“You can also brush crumbs over me when we’re in bed.”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“I thought it was a factory knot, then it swallowed up my scissors.”

“You can brush all your crumbs over to that spot!”

[Morpheus @DisquietDream]

Peeking over to see the progress.

“Is that a black hole I see?”

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

Busy knitting a jumper from yarn made of stardust and darkness for his royal sexiness @DisquietDream

[Johanna Constantini @WhoDoIBill]

“This man is going to make me fat and I’ll be so happy, I’ll shave my Hobbit feet for him.”