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[IG: FreakyVampire_ @WhoIUseToBe_]

For all you suckers out there, don't get licked. Do the licking. 😝 ~ Snoop Dogg

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

There’s no logic in actually doing this, like there’s nothing that would improve by doing this

[Fat Wolf @FatWolf88]

Lastnight I ran into a chick in the club I use to be in love with when I was 10 she said “My mama just asked me what happened to the boy that use to come knock on our door all the time to see you” she facetimed her and said “Ma here go the boy that use to knock on our door”😂😂😂

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

Remember when James McAvoy smashed Chris Pratt across the face with a computer keyboard so hard the flying keys spelled out ‘F**K YOU’ in slow motion. Peak 2000s action cinema.

[goosha @lilgoosha]

Weed man just asked if i wanted to buy percs. So naturally i have to get a new weed man because ion like cross functioning dealers.

[the real iced tea. @realmissblazee]

i’m laughing all over again omfgggg

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

This is the kind of stuff Americans think happens in Russia, China and Iran

[Hamzé Attar @hamzattar]

A foreign PM warns the united States that he has deployed armed forces on its soil to act against its law and against its laws, police and army.

[Rocket’s Bitch @Cheezydork74]

My Aunt was one of the very first AIDS patients. I’m talking some people in Hazmat suits. She was only 24. That had to be so scary🥺
Dr. Fauci is the reason that AIDS is no longer the horrible, scary, painful death sentence it once was.
FUCK YOU if you don’t see the hero he is.

[Nompumelelo MK @MissLELOMK1]

Guys I’m screaming😭😭😂😂. This girl at the hospital asked her boyfriend for a cigarette after they were done arguing and he said "nah go get your own cause you're single now." So this old man sitting in the smoking area told her to come sit by him that he'd give her a cigarette Well, he waited a good minute then looked at the young boy and said and I quote.... "You got to learn to treat your woman right son, cause the same God that turned water into wine just made your girl mine."🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀

[reem💸 @ka_rr_ee_mm]

They threw not 1 but 2 grenades at dude they wanted him gone😭

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

This was me lifting 425lbs off the floor easily the other day. The last thing you wanna do is run into my fat ass at the gym.

[Victor 🦇 @himbo_chico]

today a driver “attempted delivery” of a box with $300 worth of meal prep (he didnt). dry ice would be gone by tomorrow & food spoiled. I called UPS, escalated, made them give me the location of the driver & went to get my package from his truck. STOP FUCKING PLAYING W ME.

[Pheezy @easylikepheezy]

Ne-Yo ate ‘She Got Her Own’ so bad that some people didn’t even catch that it was a remix/part 2 to ‘Miss Independent’.

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

“buy your life GOODNIGHT” no because they really went blow for blow LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[𝐉𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐲’𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 👨🏾‍💻 @xclusivestories]

that second leg of the song though 😮‍💨

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them drive Camrys.