Shawn Morrison

a guy in a world filled with worcestershire sauce

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

I've been walking around these silly rooms and found these! don't know what I'd do without my daily @Frenchs worcestershire sauce intake!

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

Guy talking to me: hey how are you?!
Me : Im good!
98 cups of worcestershire sauce: 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

@hiwearespiders i had to ask a professional regarding my last tweet…would you consider pregnant woman arachnids? 8 limbs!!

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

Subtle flex

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

Im not lactose intolerant

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

I wonder how many calories a kong chew toy would be

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

@tameimpala @Thundercat Yes yes YES!

[Tame Impala @tameimpala]

'No More Lies' with @Thundercat out now - https://t.co/R4r57gSIQY

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

Thundercat and kev himself <3 @tameimpala
https://t.co/BRj1KCsFgF

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

Feeling cute might crawl in a womb and self induce fetal alcohol syndrome😀

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

Opinion…. Conga line with a large group of people slathered in worcestershire sauce…OR.. .. yea there’s no option welcome to the line

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

Do forks made like in factory’s have a weird smell? I bet they’re smelly

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

I wonder if people who can do the splits and work retail just chill like that when stocking the bottom shelves

[T @tylerthecreator]

BUT DID YOU WATCH

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

@fuckedupcars One rock away from a day full of worcestershire

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

@Brparadox You can’t convince me otherwise that these aren’t full of worcestershire sauce!

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

@fuckedupcars My worcestershire sauce when i dethaw my worcestershire sauce

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

@UberFacts Not a single bottle or reference of worcestershire sauce

[Shawn Morrison @WhoIsHawneth]

@Xen_Laz @Brparadox I'd double it right!.... But I'd also add in some worcestershire sauce because what would they do without it!?