Ron Despectrum

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[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

Brb just remembered I’m perceived by others

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

Does anyone want to hit me with a car over and over again

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

Everyone is actually pissing me off so bad but I know that’s only bc I’m unmedicated rn

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

I think there is something to this bc when I started busing less, I feel like I actually regressed so bad when it comes to time management

[zophia @visceralscenery]

someone's probably gonna burn me at the stake for this take but i legit think being car-free/a transit user has helped me learn to manage time relative to adhd brain...when being 2min late for the bus means being 30min late for a commitment, you learn to plan ahead QUICK

[elle-ena greco @halfsaiid]

when the drink be too strong when the tree be way too strong

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

I had to explain to Joseph (deep into teenage mutant ninja turtles rn) why the ninja emoji is off limits to him

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

@kjaypaw The way people are acting like you caused serious harm with this tweet like 😭😭😭😭

[ayo’s wannabe best friend 🤎 @writtenbyayo]

ayo edebiri in chanel for ‘paper magazine’

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Ayo Edebiri stuns for Paper Magazine.

📸: Jaša Müller

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Ayo Edebiri photographed by Jaša Müller for Paper Magazine

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

@bothgoifriend Tell your Moroccan bae to come hang out with us again I like her

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

Me talking to my water bottle

[Nem @Nemzsi]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

They surgically removed the parasite of my brain that would compel me to engage in online discourse and I was left only with love and empathy for my fellow man

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

Just broke my back up glasses I’ve been wearing bc my main ones are also broken

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

it’s all corrupt girl

[mr nasty no drama @mrnastynodrama]

I think Charlie Kirk’s memory being turned into joke is basically exactly what he deserves

[naomi @alexbobskers]

Less than six months after the Annunciation shooting, MPD received many calls about ICE circling schools and harassing kids… and they just . did . nothing. And now MPD wants a $38 million cop playground???? Give me a BREAK

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

I love not living in an apartment I just be in the house screaming bc I can and nobody gaf

[Prithvi @prizzvi]

“It’s not my job to educate you” is another one lowkey

[Ron Despectrum @WhoIsNickCage]

@hipearlrose Or dark grey