himothy

[himothy @WhoIs_KR]

@Silverxsx Teen rated game, not kids game

[/claire/ @ultraCLAIR3]

need my pussy fucked but i got this stupid ass penis

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Ugffgghhhhffffffuckkkkkk im so pregnant … im pregnant with a joke….

*Gives birth*

Oh no… the delivery was terrible…

(The baby died)

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted a bit too hard and now it feels like im carrying a bunch of warm grapes in my underpants

[ang @fatmustyincel]

You are not a sensitive lover boy You are a faggot

[himothy @WhoIs_KR]

@GetFlexSeal Im sure taping buildings back together is a viable solution, I mean, how could it not be?

[B LOU @BLouu]

If u pregnant make sure u don’t swallow gum in case it stick to the baby head and it come out bald 😂😂

[himothy @WhoIs_KR]

@Realneo101

[Knive45 @Knive_45]

Fun fact: Punk dropped his infamous pipebomb the same night so he was just cooking fools all day.

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

“Yachty, he makes a great sidekick for Trick Williams. And I’m wondering if maybe that’s because all your top songs have only been features.”

- Carmelo Hayes

#SmackDown

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest

[AI Slop @AIslop_]

haters will say it’s AI

[vulture @vulture_ow]

genuinely almost just asked my cat if she could grab me a paper towel

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

why does it lowk feel illegal breaking into ppls houses and killing them 😂😂😂

[floppy @CactusFuturist]

Every server I played on like 13-15 years ago already had the sitting plugin for stairs and slabs. I was getting regular lap dances from the local gamer girl WHORES on faction servers while my little Steve voxel PECKER boinged up n down. These newgens have nothing.

[frick @gofrickurself]

“ai will replace you” can ai smoke 5 bowls back to back

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Did you win

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

Fortnite wheel Cristiano Ronaldo has been eliminated from the World Cup after Portugal lost to Spain 💔

[himothy @WhoIs_KR]

@NationVaquer Gee I wonder who's taking the title tonight 🙄