Pat

if you're reading this, tweet me pussy flaps

[amanda @longIiveus]

HUNTER MOORE GO ARRESTED WHAT A DAY TO BE ALIVE

[LordOfTheRingsQuotes @HobbitQuotes1]

" I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence."

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

So anyway add me on kik @ Patrick4L but I probably won't reply to any tonight because I'm going out soon.

[LordOfTheRingsQuotes @HobbitQuotes1]

" BILBO BAGGINS! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you. "

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

And I'm done with that shit.

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@lntoTheWiId jesus is a liar

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@lntoTheWiId but it takes a shit long tkme to heal and then if they get infected its a shit show

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@lntoTheWiId I'm not lying.

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

If you were wondering.

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

My girlfriend is sex on legs.

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@lntoTheWiId what?

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

Please don't get your nipple pierced.

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

MOM WHERE DID YOU PUT MY LAUNDRY
"IN YOUR DRAWERS"
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT THEY BELONG ON THE FLOOR WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@lntoTheWiId I know you do

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@JobeccaPilsbury yay

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@lntoTheWiId what about now

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@JobeccaPilsbury don't cry here have a Jennifer Lawrence

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@JobeccaPilsbury ihy

[Pat @WhoKilledPat]

@lntoTheWiId will you stay in the closet with me