Bizarre and funny quotes / excerpts from in-universe and behind the scenes of Doctor Who and its associated media. DM for submissions. Run by @gallifreymarx
Doctor: “Harry, were you trying to undo this?”
Harry: “Well, naturally.”
Doctor: “Did you make the rocks fall, Harry?”
Harry: “Er, well, I suppose I must have done, yes.”
[The Doctor laughs.]
Doctor: “HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECILE!”
(Revenge Of The Cybermen - 1975)
Russell T Davies: “I’m now amusing myself by trying to get in as many Agatha Christie titles into the dialogue as possible.”
Benjamin Cook: “I’ll give you J20 if you can slip in Ten Little N*****s.”
Russell T Davies: “Actually, I did try”
(2007)
“Is AI a powerful tool? Yes. Are creative people using it? Also yes. So what, exactly, is wrong with the non-partisan statement: “creative people are using it as a powerful tool”?”
(Benjamin Cook, 2025)
“Is AI a powerful tool? Yes. Are creative people using it? Also yes. So what, exactly, is wrong with the non-partisan statement: “creative people are using it as a powerful tool”?”
(Benjamin Cook, 2025)
[In response to Christina Rotondo, who sang for Janis Goblin, celebrating The Goblin Song in 12 in the UK Top 40]
“That's not the UK Top 40. That's just the sales chart. Here's the Top 40:”
(Benjamin Cook, 2023)
Russell T Davies: “I’m now amusing myself by trying to get in as many Agatha Christie titles into the dialogue as possible.”
Benjamin Cook: “I’ll give you J20 if you can slip in Ten Little N*****s.”
Russell T Davies: “Actually, I did try”
(2007)
“It’s your birthday!… I expect chocolate for breakfast. If you don't feel sick by mid-morning, you're not doing it right.”
(The Almost People - The Eleventh Doctor, 2011)