Boolake ⚡️

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

If you drive a charger and catch me staring as I pull by, just know I’m tryna figure out if you an undercover or not

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

Spartan races are so historically inaccurate…wdym I don’t get to fuck a dude?

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

To the mfs working Taco Bell tonight…..count yo fucking days fr

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

Listening to divorced dad music on my walk to class this fine Monday

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

Ugly women really do travel in packs

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

The Kid LAROI is just Juice Wrld lite

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

If you participating in No Nut November…… just say you get no bitches 🤣

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

@jaynewman0

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

If your girl don’t like you bein gay wit the boys, she bromophobic

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

Right now

[BoreCure @CureBore]

An extended version of the brawl that took place at Riverfront Park in Montgomery, Alabama.

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

I’m the one who knocks

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

They blocked pornhub in Virginia 🤯
(I don’t watch porn)

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

Life really does come at you fast sometimes

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

Whoopsies I voiced my opinion a little too strongly 🙈

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

I need some extensive research done into the correlation between how much money you have and how much of an asshole you are because fuck rich people

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

Working sales has made me realize how much I hate people

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

When the za is za-ing >>>>

[Boolake ⚡️ @WhoTfBoolakke]

Bought a homeless man Arby’s today, God is good 🙏🏽