Gianna Celona

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

letting shit slide just to keep the peace really starts a war inside of you.

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Vee 🤎 @vee_dimple]

I can literally tell when somebody wants access to me BUT doesn’t actually like me. That energy be so weird 😭

[Gianna Celona @WhoaGxD]

WHAT ARE WE DOINGGGGGGGGG

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

Claims she has a button fitted on her belly, and when she gets the nod that he’s asleep she moves her hand and presses a button that wakes him. They’re calling her The Zapper. No idea if it’s true but it *appears* to line up.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think bringing a child into poverty is more cruel than abortion

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

WE'RE THE FIRST GENERATION OF WOMEN WHO ARE FREE TO DATE MEN SOLELY FOR THEIR CHARACTER & WE'RE ALL SINGLE.

[goma @soigomaa]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

If vaginal dryness was a person.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Using flock cameras to watch a man drive from Wisconsin to a Michigan dispensary only to pull him over for possession when he got back home is so interesting to me when an estimated 460,000-600,000 children go missing in the US every year.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being smart is playing dumb

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

If we can’t get a President for laundering money, illegal war crimes, being named in the Epstein files, having to pay $5+ million for SA’ing a woman, what the fuck are laws for?

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sometimes i feel like im only meant for myself and no one will ever understand me deeply

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Someone said America has become a torture chamber for smart people, and I couldn't agree more.

[iva 𓂀 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man