Tiffany Lynn

crazy dog lady; food lover; ad junkie; travel nut; VzW marketing; #SHU alum; believer in #moments. i think I'm funnier than I actually am.

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

@verizon cell service issues in nj near Westfield? Anyone else or am I alone with #zerobars #noservice? This is not the #verizon I’m used to....

[StarFox @nyykid_bc]

@soulcycle would love to know if the people making the call on remaining open are actually in a studio tomorrow?
@NJGov
@NYGovCuomo
@MillburnMayor

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

#lostdog #tomsriver @TomsRiverPatch @TomsRiverPolice @TomsRiverTwp #snugharbor #missingdog

[StarFox @nyykid_bc]

Lost dog:
Breed - Yorkie
Location - Tom River
Neighborhood - Snug Harbor
Weight - 5 lbs
Age - 15 years
@lostdogrescue #lostdog

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

Also, while you’re at it, is there a monthly membership that lets you get unlimited books? Cuz I need that. @audible_com @amazon #booknerd

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

@audible_com can you please let me purchase new books from the app? Pretty please? #UserExperience #ux

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

While I enjoy her music, I can’t support the fact that i watched several people be demeaned, disrespected, verbally abused, and taunted while trying to enjoy a great musical performance. If that’s the crowd she draws & appreciates, then clearly she’s not for me. @MarenMorris

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

I’d like to clarify, @MarenMorris put on an amazing show, and I loved watching& listening to her. However, the fan base that she attracts is the bitchy mean girl who is rude to everyone. I’d like to belive that’s The exact opposite of the type that she would preach about/to.

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

I’d like to clarify, @MarenMorris put on an amazing show, and I loved watching& listening to her. However, the fan base that she attracts is the bitchy mean girl who is rude to everyone. I’d like to belive that’s The exact opposite of the type that she would preach about/to.

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

I am seriously SO disappointed as I’m writing this, but the people at the @MarenMorris concert are the literal and absolute worse. I’ve been to a lot of concerts at @Terminal5NYC and have neverrrrr been disappointed, but @MarenMorris fans are rude & obnoxious. Thx for ruining it.

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

I am seriously SO disappointed as I’m writing this, but the people at the @MarenMorris concert are the literal and absolute worse. I’ve been to a lot of concerts at @Terminal5NYC and have neverrrrr been disappointed, but @MarenMorris fans are rude & obnoxious. Thx for ruining it.

[M ♞ @MichaelDiAcri]

Excuse me, WTF happened to Ghost??!! 😫😢 #GameofThrones

[Tone It Up @ToneItUp]

#facebookdown #igdown ...immediately googles “is mercury in retrograde?” ⚡️

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

My @Lyft driver this morning came back with the best clapback ever. “Y’all better go get some cornflakes or something”.

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

If you’re a #lyft or #Uber driver, shouldn’t it be a requirement to have #ezpass? Actually, scratch that. If you’re a driver in 2018, shouldn’t it be required to have #ezpass?

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

The funny thing about New York is I can tell if people are dressed up for Halloween or not.

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

I can’t wait till Halloween commercials are over so they can stop “ringing the doorbell” and subsequently causing my dog to freak out and run to the door.

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

@whereis_sunny But hey, try is the optimal word, right?

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

@whereis_sunny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my god I can’t breathe. I’m dying. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read!!!!

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

I just semi successfully folded a fitted sheet... does this mean I’m an adult now?

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

Good news: I can breathe through my nose again.
Bad news: that means I can now smell the tidal wave of old lady perfume from my coworker sitting next to me.
#pickyourbattles #firstworldproblems

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

Play-doh market: children aged 2-7, and bored adults attending corporate trainings.

[Tiffany Lynn @Whoistiff]

You can tell a lotttt about someone by the way they treat their support staff and others that are “lower” than them in ranking. A simple smile and a thank you can go such a long way. #benicetopeople