🎙This is dispatch.
This is our biggest yeet yet.
Covfefe supertanker 1631 en route to collect one (1) Unpresidented Trump.
We're yeeting him through a cloud of bigly murder hornets, deep into the heart of the Orange Nebula.
Warp pre-authorized.
ETA 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
@AITA_online 🎙This is dispatch,
We have no pictures, but we do have much love. Thank you for giving a wonderful animal a loving home.
Yeeting trebuchets at half mast for the best of dogs. 💕
🎙This is dispatch.
Irregular reminder that your work doesn't love you back. If you fall, it won't pick you up. If you get sick, it won't bring a meal. If you lose a loved one, it won't hold you.
Don't glorify working to the point of exhausted misery.
You get this one life. 💕
🎙This is dispatch.
Irregular reminder that you don't have to suffer or break before you're allowed to take care of yourself.
Hide a little gift or schedule something nice for Future You, just like you would for someone you love.
Because you should be someone you love.
Inflation stings most if you earn less than $300K. Here's how to deal:
➡️ Take the bus
➡️ Don’t buy in bulk
➡️ Try lentils instead of meat
➡️ Nobody said this would be fun https://t.co/HGJEoXL5ZZ
I understand times are hard, but doesn't the President of the #Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the Unites States.
@edyong209 🎙This is dispatch.
Request denied. Continue the invaluable work of raising awareness about people who are immunocompromised and their experiences of covid.
@eviljobob We thought our work was done with Trump.
Every time you think you've disposed of the worst whole man, the universe comes along and makes another one that's even worse.