Whole Man Disposal Services

Need to throw away the whole man? We are Whole Man Disposal - the fourth emergency service. Vans dispatched regularly.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

🎙This is dispatch.

This is our biggest yeet yet.

Covfefe supertanker 1631 en route to collect one (1) Unpresidented Trump.

We're yeeting him through a cloud of bigly murder hornets, deep into the heart of the Orange Nebula.

Warp pre-authorized.

ETA 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

🎙This is dispatch.

Paging Whole Ghost Disposal Service.

[Iowa City Police Hallucinations @IC_ActivityLog]

CAN HEAR BANGING NOISES INSIDE HER HOUSE/HER AN HER HUSBAND ARE OUTSIDE IN HER CAR/NOISES COMIGN FROM THE ATTIC

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

🎙This is dispatch.

Irregular reminder that you can listen to that song you love ✨as many times as you like✨.

For the rest of your life.

Do it. 💕

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

@AITA_online 🎙This is dispatch.

Because some of us are Twitter accounts masquerading as real humans and we don't exist anywhere else?

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

@jurijuri @AITA_online Yeet as you would be yeeted.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

@AITA_online 🎙This is dispatch,

We have no pictures, but we do have much love. Thank you for giving a wonderful animal a loving home.

Yeeting trebuchets at half mast for the best of dogs. 💕

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

🎙This is dispatch.

Irregular reminder that your work doesn't love you back. If you fall, it won't pick you up. If you get sick, it won't bring a meal. If you lose a loved one, it won't hold you.

Don't glorify working to the point of exhausted misery.

You get this one life. 💕

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

@cpoliticditto 🎙This is dispatch.

Reporting for duty.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

For science.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

🎙This is dispatch.

Do you need help with supplies of men to yeet tho.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

🎙This is dispatch.

😍

That is all.

[sara @ramblings_and]

Found out I was making 20% more than my coworker so we spent lunch drafting an email for her to renegotiate her contract. Talk about your pay!!

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

🎙This is dispatch.

Irregular reminder that you don't have to suffer or break before you're allowed to take care of yourself.

Hide a little gift or schedule something nice for Future You, just like you would for someone you love.

Because you should be someone you love.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

YEET

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

YEE-to-the-fucking-EEEET oh my god

[Bloomberg Opinion @opinion]

Inflation stings most if you earn less than $300K. Here's how to deal:

➡️ Take the bus
➡️ Don’t buy in bulk
➡️ Try lentils instead of meat
➡️ Nobody said this would be fun https://t.co/HGJEoXL5ZZ

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

@I_Am_The_Storm_ @TammyJaneen @Crackmacs 🎙This is dispatch.

😘

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

YEET

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

YEET

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

I understand times are hard, but doesn't the President of the #Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the Unites States.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

@edyong209 🎙This is dispatch.

Request denied. Continue the invaluable work of raising awareness about people who are immunocompromised and their experiences of covid.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

@eviljobob We thought our work was done with Trump.

Every time you think you've disposed of the worst whole man, the universe comes along and makes another one that's even worse.

[Whole Man Disposal Services @WholeManDispose]

🎙This is dispatch.

Go fuck yourself, Putin.

Deploying EVERYTHING.