Austin🏺

I sit alone in my four-cornered room staring at candles

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One night in 2006 steve jobs and mark zuckerberg met in an undisclosed location to invent the App and rob me of my youth

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@schmidthappens8 Agreed but the guy drives me fucking crazy always hopping on the field. You watch a game and he's never behind the sideline

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@strangersteven @UnnecRoughness TE was blocking and didn't move downfield? Has no bearing on the play

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@kendrickdlr @nflrefstats1 @AlabamaFTBL Screenshot not even close to the time of the forward pass, what were you going for here

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@DripDecay I left the world state and have been living with the savages 🥸

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Front row seats to an "experimental" performance of Brave New World tonight. Schöne Neue Welt

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@PrivyCouncilman Yeah foreign languages are tough that way. My district was weird because they cut funding for elementary school spanish when I was in 2nd grade, yet still offered French, German, and Spanish at all the middle schools. Would have been better off going all in on Spanish imo

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@PrivyCouncilman Tbh I got a degree in German and I'm living in Germany rn but I still wish I would have taken Spanish instead lol. I was one of those lucky 5% though at least

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@LeviHerrera4 Looks like you've got a great starting point. The arch is so cool

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@blackenedshell My goodness

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Billie

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@6abc

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@DripDecay All you can ask for really

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Can confidently say I've never wanted to go to a concert more in my fucking life

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@ned_flaczynski I see so many people riding with their seat post bottomed out. Must be terrible for the knees and general efficiency. Wish I could tell them about it for their own good

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@andee902 I'm itching to get mine out soon when it warms up

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English Ivy x Giant Sequoia

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@DripDecay After my two week road trip last year my car became like a brother to me

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Will go from one of the best state plates to one of the worst. Plain white? 🤢

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It's not even about the bird man this is just a shit design. Who okays things like this