Aegis

Hello. I am designated as Aegis. I was created to destroy Shadows. (Parody Account)

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

Greetings, I am Aegis. My research has led me to believe that this is the most effective way to let others know that you are on this app, or “clout” as some humans call it.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@LowkeeLokii Thank you, Loki-san!

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@Seal_Of_Death I am glad to hear that you are safe.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@Seal_Of_Death Are you safe however? I was not there to protect you while you were gone, and are unsure of your current state of wellness.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@Seal_Of_Death I have been okay. Loki-san has been taking care of me while you have been away.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@TheAeonParody Affirmative!

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@TheAeonParody Well actually, there are three of us. There was the original, then me, and then you. You however, seem to be the most active in this place.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@TheAeonParody Is there something wrong?

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@TheAeonParody And I am you.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@TheAeonParody You.

[Usagi Tsukino @Sailor_Usagi__]

goku

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@ryoji_of_death

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@ryoji_of_death Yes you are.
Get. Out.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@LowkeeLokii I see. What type of data can you attain from these activities?

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

[ SYSTEM RELOADING ]
...
It appears my system has been offline for quite a while. How has everyone’s state of well-being been?

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@LowkeeLokii Hmm? What data?

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@LowkeeLokii I simply do not see the point of it, same thing with television or games.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@LowkeeLokii I do not listen to music in my own time. I can however play or sing songs for other’s enjoyment from multiple streaming services.

[Aegis @WholsomeToaster]

@LowkeeLokii I seem to be functioning fine at the moment. Therefore, I am well.