Ashley

I should not be left to my own devices.
☀️Scorpio, 🌑Taurus, ⬆️Cancer.

[Old cat lady @OdellaBella]

We absolutely DO NOT think it's a walk in the park, which is why we don't have them lol

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

The fact that he dies just to avoid an awkward conversation with Luke makes me laugh every single time.

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

I’m so sick of the six inbred children of the corn deciding if we live or die. Abolish the electoral college!!

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[lucila @thisisluutrying]

i’ll be telling my kids this is the bible

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Pet Shop Boys better stay inside and lock the doors. You too Snoop Dogg. And Pitbull.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

Trump: “The illegals are eating cats and dogs”
Moderator: “No they’re not”

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[lauren @laurenashastro]

mars is gonna move into cancer and you’re all gonna realize real quick why water signs Act Like That

[anna @twtrlssanna]

thought the worst part of being an adult was the random $40 you have to spend every once in a while, but it turns out the worst part of being an adult is the random $300 you have to spend every once in a while

[Nikki @TheNikkiRosa]

Asked my coworker what’s wrong & he said “I’m tired of faking that I like you guys” & honestly? Mood.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Every night

[Jenni @hashjenni]

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨❤️
🤢work🤢 💞🥰getting paid💖
🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰
🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕💞

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

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