Whoosp

Tweets dumb jokes but some are clever. Kind of a joke alt account for screaming & memeing into the void except it's hard to tell what's a joke these days.

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

This cake is most definitely not a lie.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

What do you call a 12-year old girl from Alabama impregnated by her stepdad who is then killed in a school shooting and has her unborn child cut out of her only to have it die of measles a week later because a bunch of her classmates parents were anti-vaxxers?

Murderer

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Hey, all men? We need you to show up for this fight.

[Dan Cronin @croninwhocares]

Reply to this with things Trump has never done. I’ll start: made pancakes.

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

@FlannelBidon @philgaimon er... :-)

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

...did you buy that contract at CVS?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am in the Oval Office & just gave out a 115 mile long contract for another large section of the Wall in Texas. We are already building and renovating many miles of Wall, some complete. Democrats must end Shutdown and finish funding. Billions of Dollars, & lives, will be saved!

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

@AdamSerwer so it turned out that *they* are the ones who don’t want to live on this planet anymore, when all along we thought it was us?

whoa.

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

@soledadobrien https://t.co/FVxyZqaKW2

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

omg what if he only *heard* it and didn’t read it?? because I think we all know by now, he’s not much of a reader.

aka “individual won”

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

@kenklippenstein here’s my theory:

https://t.co/FVxyZqaKW2

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

omg what if he only *heard* it and didn’t read it?? because I think we all know by now, he’s not much of a reader.

aka “individual won”

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

@tedlieu @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/FVxyZqaKW2

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

omg what if he only *heard* it and didn’t read it?? because I think we all know by now, he’s not much of a reader.

aka “individual won”

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

omg what if he only *heard* it and didn’t read it?? because I think we all know by now, he’s not much of a reader.

aka “individual won”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Totally clears the President. Thank you!

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

America needs an adult.

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

Helpful list. #Kavanaugh

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

@BenedictEvans And presidents

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

Oh, we are going to be tested all right.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

https://t.co/g08HbVmKPt

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

What does “too late” mean exactly? #wishfulthinking

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

So the man was killed by a shooting, not by a man with a gun?

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole and you can’t even narrow it down to 100 people

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

@karaswisher Worst. Date. Ever.

[Whoosp @Whoospy]

The emperor has no prose.

Also no chill.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TREASON?