Jordan Garza

[Tom Petrini @RealTomPetrini]

“Avdija drives, Wemby’s at the rim”

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@Umbracoatl $24 total

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@MadisonMallards @Umbracoatl @festfoods @SirYacht_ @TalkinBaseball_ @BroBible @barstoolsports @milbfanclub @MiLBPromos @TheBsblr @Jomboy_ @MLBONFAX Called and got one, y'all rock!

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

Gimme hat
#CHILISSKILLETQUESO

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

You asked, we listened.

To celebrate Skillet Queso’s return on December 9th, we’re giving away 450 of these hats to people that repost this and use “#CHILISSKILLETQUESO"

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[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@alyssaa_tx I unfortunately have my mother's oily skin. Showing up to work with a damn pimple lookin a fool

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude LMAO

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@alyssaa_tx Keep up! (I also am confused)

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

Ronald Reagan may be the only president that Scooby Doo can say without changing the pronunciation

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude Explain yourself

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude 👀👀👀 getting my suit out now 👀👀👀

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude Ok let's actually do this tho

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude @thehill I lost 50 pounds by cutting my legs off!

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude Real

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude @netflix ME

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@supertfyaoi

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@alyssaa_tx @wooaaahhhdude Ditto, goblin mode

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude

[Jordan Garza @Whordan__]

@wooaaahhhdude 🤡

[rhéa @calicorunt_]

pour one out